h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

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Just go there as soon as Bond figures out what to do about the current sticky situation*

*Now that the enemy's gone... For the moment, at least... Bond remembers that he and the others still are on a sinking yacht...*

JB: BS, come on, get us outta here...

*BS maneuvres the helicopter directly above the yacht... A rope ladder is lowered again... Bond approaches... But it is still too high for him to reach it...*

JB: Get down, will you, BS...

*The helicopter descends a little further... Unfortunately, the wind from the rotor is so strong that the yacht turns over... After all, it's a highly damaged yacht... *

*GL's voice is heard over the sub's speakers...*

GL: Come into the sub... All of you...

*After a few minutes, the four of them are inside the sub, dripping wet and cold... While L walks around giving everyone a blanket, BB excitedly checks his laptop... He seems relieved when he sees that the water-proof case did keep it dry...*

*E looks around at them...*

James, you have to listen to Volk now... Surely you can see that he doesn't intend any harm...

*JB looked suspiciously at Volk...Volk almost returned the look*

V: We must stop Krylma from taking over the world...

JB: So it would appear...

V: So, you will help?

*Volk doesn't even wait for KB's consent, knowing instinctively that he would...*

V: We managed to trace back the call he made...It was coming from outer space... The problem is finding the exact co-ordinates...

James, remember all the atrocities he has done to Oak trees. And what about the unnamed doughnut? Can you seriously say that's all in the past???

*JB looks at BB... He isn't quite in the mood to worry about oak trees when he has to fight someone who attacks him with giant krakens and kamikaze ninjas...*

JB: BB, I think we have important matters to discuss... Well, Mr Volk... We'll have to work together this one time... Have you tracked down the transmissions?

*Volk casts an inquiring look at Liebe.*

L: Well, we did localize their general direction, but we don't have exact coordinates, he managed to block our signals in the very last moment... We still could calculate the exact values if we had the time and equipment...

The signals were transmitted from some sort of space station... Somewhere over central Africa, if you care to know... We could get up there in one of Atlantis' shuttles and look for the station, but he'd notice... He's monitoring every single start ramp for our shuttles, we can't start without his knowledge...

*He looks at JB...*

*A thought crosses his mind*

L: But if we could build a shuttle and start from a new place... We'd get him unprepared... You do have some sort of lab or something, don't you? You're working for a secret service after all... If we built a shuttle there, perhaps with some enhancements... I do have the knowledge that's required... We can all get up there... What do you say?

You know we have to do something so let's go.

Volk: Well, Mr Bond, could you tell Iwan where exactly your lab is? Then he can get us there rather quickly...

*Bond takes a map and sits down next to Iwan, explaining... Iwan nods, gets up and leaves for the cockpit...*


The sub fades into the distance...


*Soon, the party arrives at http://www.h2g2.com/forumframe.cgi?forum=32792&thread=44520 *

it was Ernst Stavro Blowfish

no it was Ernst Stavro Blowfish

Hmmm... curious