h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

I'm wondering if 'mostly harmless' wouldn't have been better.

I suprised such a biased viewed is possible in this guide. This one is pretty much a load of ****. I am pretty sure the person reading it has never been here. Yes I live here. I've been to many cities in Britain too and I must say to call Perth mucky well you must be having a laugh mate!!!Every city in Britain I've been is incredibly dirty compared to Perth. Also though Perth is geographically isollated people here are in general more multicultural and sophisticated than most people I have ever meet who hail the British Isles. About the only correct thing here was the names of the football teams and soccer team. According to the house rules I thought offensive material was not allowed

Hear, hear!!

Perth is a clean city boasting about 2 million people around the state of Western Australia. It's near the Swan River and they are undergoing a "cleaning program" to clean up the river. Also, there's Kings Park right next to the city particularly next to the State Parliament!! Dirty, my ass!! It's damn clean and beautiful!! I wouldn't want to live anywhere else! Hmm. I already know Perth is the most isolated state capital city on Earth..