h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

What do we want? To whistle a happy tune.
When do we want it? Whenever we feel afraid.

What do we want? The fountain of youth.
When do we want it? Ten years ago.

What do we want? To begin to make it better!
When do we want it? The minute you let her under your skin!

What do we want? Like, whatever.
When do we want it? Whenever!

What do we want? Vogons!
When do we wa

What do we want? A return to traditional standards of education
When do we want it? It's your own time you're wasting

What do we want? An end to passive aggression
When do we want it? You already know the answer to that

What do we want? Silence!
When do we want it? shhhhh

What do we want? Kittehs
When do we want it? Meow

What do we want? Thin dark chocolate mints!
When do we want them? After eight!

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What do we want? A Shakespearian soliloquy!
When do we want it? Tomorrow and tomorrow and tomorrow!

PP

What do we want? Large cuboid mammals in the countryside!
When do we want them? Cow!

What do we want? A meal at Milliways!
When do we want it? At The End of the Universe!

PP.

What do we want? To meet again.
When do we want it? Don't know where, don't know when.

What do we want? A wafer thin mint.
When do we want it? Oh jeez. Anyone got a mop?

What do we want? A ride in the Hogfather's sleigh.
When do we want it? When pigs fly.

What do we want? Indifference!
When do we want it? We're not really that bothered, it was just a vague idea, not a demand as such!

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What do we want? A white Christmas.
When do we want it? .....seriously, you have to ask?

What do we want? A schelling point.
When do we want it? When we want it.

What do we want? More sex.
Where do we want it? There. No. There. Yes. THERE.

What do we want? Fantasy stories to be come real?
When do we want it? Once a upon a time, there lived a hobbit....