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Orcus

How could you

*Crashes through the flimsy ex Coronation Street set walls, does the obligatory Norman Wisdom pratfall over the piano, slips on a Banana skin and drops the olive from his "Shaken not Stirred" McDonalds version of a Vodka Martini into Bimbo's ample cleavage
!SSSSSHHHHHHRRRRRRIIIIEEEEEKKKKKKK!, twirls his comedy moustaches, and mugs to Camera like Brucie used to in Generation Game*

Good Aftermoon! I was not here, but two days short of a year, I decided to saunter back - been having a fantabuloso time on the Bratislavian Olympic team. Got a Gold for Hampster Hurling, a bronze for "Who can hold their breath the longest" and a Platinum (Tres Chic I may add) yes PLATINUM medal for wrting total drivel in the Lab for the past 7 years! AhA!
* Grabs Bimbo, sticks a fiver in the jukebox, and to the strains of Will I Am doing a full throttle version of "Billy Dont Be A Hero On Steroids Garage Groove 12 inch vinyl dubbed into Bratislavian Remix" proceeds to twirl Bimbo insanely as he does the Charleston out through the back door.........

I'm here when they let me out.

Here!
I mostly lurk, though.

Super!

I haven't seen you around in ages!

Here on an irregular basis. Not very active. At all.

I was here once. Then I wasn't. Then I was. Then not. Repeat an infinate number of times. I'm not sure where I am now. Isn't "Am I really here?" a rather overly philosophical question for this forum?

The reasearcher formerly known as Not Banned Yet

I formerly have you on my list of friends... need to update.

Around 2-3 times a week.Not necessarily contributing but still here.

Still around.

I've thought it seems quieter recently though.

Mol

Well, I've just looked in for the first time in ages

I claim to not being here first.

All the rest are usurpers, or just pretending to not be here.

I've not been here so much that I didn't even get an entry on the FP.

How's that for not being here.

However, I was there. Didn't like it. Prefer not being here than being there.

Has a 'Tony Curtis' feel to it.

Know what I mean? 'Nudge! Nudge! Wink! Wink!'?

MMF

I'm here more or less. Not really "active" per se, but as I've got an entry in PR at the moment I guess you couldn't really call me "lurking" either.

Me, on occasion.

un

* waves*

Where is here?

Here is some way off from yonder, I think.


Geggs

Sort of.

But I struggle mightily with the new skins, and the bugs still being ironed out, so I dont post as frequently as heretofore.

Beatrice, are you finding it getting better? Or are there some things that you'd prefer fixed first?