h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Olive oil as lub?

lamb guts as condom?

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what about re-using?
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Surely the most eco-friendly option is sterilisation?

Been there Done that

>>Olive oil as lub?<<

Use a mattress protector - trust me. Ejaculating into the compost heap?

Aren't the lamb guts ones supposed to be re-used?



I guess it all depends on whether you think sex is clean or dirty.

(Sits back and waits for 2legs).

Just have five pints of organic cider first. Job's a good 'un.

[male-solo-centric] Straight down the sink; no wasteful paper or plastic to dispose of . Actually speaking of ... oh, OK this is a family site

Sharing a shower?

Use a complex arrangement of pulleys and camshafts to convert the motion of your arse to electricity.

Medieval monks often converted the motion of their arses into fuel. They tended just to burn it.

I wasn't aware that sex was potentially harmful to the environment... Well, Iguess there's always the risk of accidentially rolling ona rare plant or squishing some little animal in teh undergrowth...

Actually, it can be very eco in teh winter; no need for heating if your generating your own heat all day long friction heating systems are the future

Mind, some of the exotic substances certain err... things might be made out of are probably less than eco friendly, but heck there's a reason ceramics and glass are so expensive... they're just betterer or... at least so I've heard

hmm, now, hetrosexuals, the female (or Iguess male) pill, virsus condom... well, obvious benifits to condom is the fact its a barrier, prevents transmittion of STDs, and can be put into action at a moments notice, unlike, having to remember to take a pill every day... Now, the disposal of the condom clearly presents a detramental environemntal factor, but, rubber is natural so surely not that*bad? and, of course, the pill itself (at least the female version), I seem to recall haveing various delaterious affects on waters, and making welks and hallibut change sex, or something... Of course, there are other forms of contraception, but I guess there still the main two, unless things have taken a change since Ilast err did battle on the hetrosexual side of the privit hedge...

Hmmm... homosexual, there really isn't a lot of choice, its condoms full stop... They must be biodigradible surely?: They're made from rubber... ain't they? which is natural like from rubber trees... *thinks*.
OK.. so you can get the fancy non latex ones and suchlike for those with allergys, but they're a really small percentage of total condom sales I'd imagine...


Don[t think lubes are very environmentally dammaging... not really sure what they make half of them from, water based just seem to have a few plant things in them and, well, water, some are oil based, so I guess biodegradible, not at all sure about the silicon based lubes...

Hmm... OK, looking at the list of 'ingrediants' on this liquid based lube... gives: Water Purified; Propylene Glycol; Isopropyl Palmitate; Dimethicone; Cellulose Polymer; Polysorbate 60; Sorbitan
... Hmmm... not at all sure what half of they are Probably less toxic than an average kebab though... actually are kebabs biodegradible?

Oh.
oh.
I've got it!

I'm going to make pittabread condoms! .. trust me... hmmm... well, at least then you could just eat them... after...

err... wher were we?

hmmm....

Of course, one consideration should also maybe be, that if such activities are taking place, say, for example, in a bed, then there might also be the question of detergents for cleaning bed sheets etc... but Iguess if we can*use eco friedly ones, we can assume that if we want for this purpose we can eliminate any delaterious affects of detergents... hmmm.... water usage might be a consideration though.. I always find... that... err... orgasm makes me very thirsty for water mainly and Iguess, in general like any form of physical exertion there will be water loss from teh body which shall need to be replaced... but then, again, of course, physical exercisise is meant to be good, right?

hmmm.... how about... naa... even I'm not going to mention that

> pittabread condoms

WANT!

I'm bound to come up with a bread-created-creation which one day will make my millions! a disposible Baguette dildo maybe... a coffin made from tiger bread... eco-friendly biodegradible tiger bread coffin naturally
But I'm so goign to have to try make the pitta condom next time I cook!"

<<I'm bound to come up with a bread-created-creation which one day will make my millions!

I´m sure hunny, you are an artist.

Yes... I know... Well, that's what all my school teachers always seemed to say... only they said I was a piss-artist Well... at least I had some interesting primary school end of term reports

still think the baguette dildo might be a winner...

I tried seling exploding multigrain rolls to the London Rioters last year... sadly I didn't get the sales I anticipated.... put them in teh freezer by mistake... took bluddy ages to clear the mess up after that* one

Pitta bread condoms.... I always wondered what "seeded bread" was...

salty sandwichs anyone?

There might be a slight design flaw in making condoms from something that tends to fall apart whenever it gets wet.

Well, it didn't stop the ancient Greeks: they made dildos from bread.