h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

We're in the midst of a merger and, apparently, each employee is going to get a bit of space on the brand new merged website. We've each had a photo, and the word in the office is that the next stage will be three short paragraphs by each of us about who we are and what we do. Furthermore, one of these is to be, they say, a "personal motto".
This seems to me an ideal opportunity for a bit of fun. Obviously, anything noticeably frivolous will not be accepted for public viewing, so I'm going to have to be subtle. I need something inoccuous at first, but which holds a hilarious hidden message for those 'in the know'; maybe a sci-fi/fantasy quote, or something originally by someone with whom the company might not normally wish to be associated.
Any ideas?

What do you get if you multiply six by nine?

Y.

Hmm. "Your lack of planning is not my crisis" probably isn't subtle enough.

Although I have decided to adopt it as my personal motto at work - I'll live by it but I won't tell anyone.

Deb

"To win awards and be fabulus." Or,
"Too kick ass regularly." hmm. maybe not *thinks*

Just keep swimming.

Can you give us any hints as to the line of business your company is involved in? That would make it easier for us to suggest something appropriate.

Law. Broadly.

Do you need someone sueing? I work in the biggest suer going!

Yes, I know, you wanted subtle. What kind of law?

All sorts actually. I'm just an admin grunt, though.

Bit like me, for 3 more weeks!

At this firm, we're experts in Civil Litigation, Information Technology, Official Receivers and Injunction Serving. This makes us proud.

I take it 'resistance is futile' is not what you, or they, are looking for?

Hmm...

Could you make something of Shakespeare? There's Dick's comment about Lawyers here:

http://www.william-shakespeare.info/act4-script-text-henry-vi-part2.htm

And here's a bunch more: http://www.shakespeare-online.com/quotes/shakespearelawyers.html

OOoh: "Hard working, kind hearted, and always open to new ideas" - See the last line of: A2163520

Awesome! My post's been hidden! Lord knows why: it contained a reference to Shakespeare - speficically to a character called Dick (17th C abbreviation for Richard) who had very clear ideas about what to do with lawyers. Google Henry VI Part 2, and go to Act IV scene ii.

"Never, ever bloody anything, ever." The Comic Strip Presents... Mr. Jolly Lives Next Door.

"Smoke it 'n' hammer it."

"Work is the curse of the drinking classes."

"Share and Enjoy"

RF

Work will make me free.

As posted to your other, ThreadInError thread

Always obey the last instruction given

i have seen things you can only imagine, attack ships on fire off the shoulder of orion, c-beam glittering in the darkness at the tanner-hauser gate, all gone now like tears in the rain, time to die.