h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

I was going to suggest "Lager macht frei" but that would almost definitely be picked up on.

sennelager.....probably the wurst lager in the world

can't believe this hasn't shown up yet

"nuke it from orbit!, it's the only way to be sure"

On the premise that the law is a don quixote:

"To right the unrightable wrong"

to dream the imposible dream

thank you andy williams

I'm currently very inticed by paraphrasing Charlie Sheen: "I have only one speed, one gear: GO!"

Aiming to be the employee-delivered service provider of choice.

'No e-mail is so important that it cannot be deleted unread.'

Click, scroll, shift+click, delete. Works for me.

Lack of forethought on your part does not constitute a crisis on my part

Presently on my door (I often post quotes or cartoons);

In all the parks in all the cities,
There are no statues for committees.

G.K. Chesterton (para)

It helps that the smallest boardroom is across the hall, where three different groups meet every day.

"We have met the enemy and he is us"- Pogo comic strip

7Ps
3Bs

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proper preparation and planning prevents piss poor performance

bullshit baffles brains

Of course.

But that's 8Ps, shirley:

Proper Planning Plus Preparation Prevents Piss Poor Performance
(something for the weekend, sir?)

' I take wooden nickels'

'I fought the law and... the law won"

Or Judge Dredd? 'I am the law' or something like that.

Or "sues you sir"

Or "It is better to jaw, jaw, jaw than law, law law"

Or "Tax law is my only recreational drug"

There's really no end to the potential basically...

sprout

Smile at someone today, it'll drive them all crazy.