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Heard any interesting expressions?

Post 1

Lord Wolfden - Howl with Pride

Here is one I heard today.......... if someone asks you how you are you say

'Coshdy like a sweet nut'

Have you heard any ore expressions like that?

smiley - fullmoon


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Post 2

Zak T Duck

Here's some favouritessmiley - evilgrin

Standing here by you makes me feel like I'm next to useless.

Has anyone ever said you've got a face for radio?


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Post 3

Lord Wolfden - Howl with Pride

'Face like a bulldog chewing a wasp' is one of my favorites



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Post 4

Lord Wolfden - Howl with Pride

Has anyone ever said you've got a face for radio? explain please


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Post 5

Zak T Duck

A cabbage patch short of an allotment.


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Post 6

Zak T Duck

I "would" explain face for radio but then another expression springs to mind.

If you have to ask, you'll never know.


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Post 7

A Super Furry Animal

Not the sharpest tool in the box.

RFsmiley - evilgrin


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Post 8

Baconlefeets

smiley - evilgrin

Keep talking, someday you'll say something intelligent.


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Post 9

Zak T Duck

When was the last time you were in for any meal of the day?


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Post 10

Baconlefeets

A half wit gave you his piece of mind and you held on to it.


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Post 11

Baconlefeets

If I promise to miss you, will you go away?


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Post 12

fords - number 1 all over heaven

I miss you, but my aim will get better.


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Post 13

Baconlefeets

I would love to stay here and talk to you...but I'm not going to.


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Post 14

Mr. Dreadful - But really I'm not actually your friend, but I am...

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"Face like a bulldog licking p!ss off a nettle" is better...


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Post 15

The Groob

A chum of mine never uses the word 'computer'. He refers to his PC as 'the steaming heap of sh*t'. He comes out with funny things all the time without trying and I keep trying to get him to keep a daily blog. It would be hilarious. I'll see if I can remember any more of his funny expressions.


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Post 16

pedro

But not as good as 'as welcome as a fart in a spacesuit', which is my favourite.smiley - smiley


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Post 17

Alec Trician. (is keeping perfectly still)

"e's not working with a full set of tools"

or

"his driveway doesn't go all the way to the road"

anybody know the full etymological significance of :

" Daft as a brush "

alec.smiley - clown


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Post 18

whiskyguy

lights are on, but nobody's home
the wheel's still turning, but the hamster's long dead
you are depriving some village of its' idiot smiley - biggrinsmiley - biggrin


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Post 19

whiskyguy

try listening to Stiff Little Fingers' "I don't like you", good fun !


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Post 20

Clive the flying ostrich: Amateur Polymath | Chief Heretic.

As bad burnt as scalded.

A variation on the more common:

Six of one, half a dozen of the other.


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