h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

'their Tibetan nose flute bothering homosexual life partners)' where does one get hold of such a person *gets ready

Roymondo babes

looks like 2 strong male forearms holding a big rope

what on earth did you think it was....
you're not getting out enough luv


or you should have gone to.......


aye be.. just as bored... gonna go wash myself..
back later

Wash yourself...in *that* way?

DDED

It was the landlord (2legs' mate) that pointed it out. I hadn't noticed.

and how is ones landlord this evening?

He's . Recently cooked a dinner, which was nice, and inspired by my purchase of random asparagus this morning. It leapt out at me when I was buying The Observer and I thought 'well, why not?' The random asparagus that is, not the dinner.

Good to hear; you actually ate food! sure it wasn't neat whisky with an olive floating in it ? bored bored bored bored bored There was something I was sure I was ment to do this weekend... naa can't remember

'There was something I was sure I was ment to do this weekend...'

It wasn't my landlord was it?

@ the 'jumped out at me' comment....

did the strong forearms picture just jump out at you as well..

landlord..

cant we call him something else. he sounds frightfully stuffy as 'landlord'... like he has some kind of authority over ya or summat.....

maybe we like that.!!

in what way!! re: washing myself
i am going to get cleansed...

by me.
nobody else..
no asparagus for me..
no point..

(pops clove after clove of garlic in defiant manner..)

His nickname is Creepy Uncle Paul (handyily acronymed as CUP). But he doesn't like it much!

Technically, "cleanse" means to remove sin from your soul, although it has now been adopted by advertisers to mean "clean".

I prefer the sinful you, Aye Bee...now go and unwash tourself!

DDED

*accadentially drops something A6169322

right so fred.......(isn't that a group?? hmmmm.... maybe not)

i'm unclean again...

happy?

Oooo I like dirty

hello you lot, just read (kinda your conversations) i'm pisces so i'm ok to be here cos scorpios love pisces.

Anyway i love growling noises, noises that say i dont give a s.. anymore, you can do what you want but i'm doing this.

I like going out on the pisces.

RF

Very impressive cock on front page. Oops; i didn't say that.

Where were we? Ah, orgasms & fridges. I have two types, one for the solid things like cheese & food, the other for theetc.

This debauched stuff, i totally understand debauchery, but can you ever be actaully bauched first? Logically it should be the case shouldn't it, like if you are deflowered.

zdt

OK, I've got to ask...

Which fridge do you keep your orgasms in?

RF

i like a man to make some noise during sex.... encourages me that hes enjoying it too.....some very funny posts about men at orgasm.. the one who just kinda smiled

and no onehunglo not quite like deliverence squeal like a pig.. no sir nothing going up 'there' i can assure you call me an old fashioned girl but thats pain city.. and the city is off limits.

anyway glad i'm not the only grunter here its just a totally uncontrollable..... er....grunt.

ohh and to add to more love talk immediately prior to blast off [orgasm] there is always the 'don't stop don't stop' which of course drives him wild with passion making him....stop too quickly

They do make comdoms in different sizes. Usually it's just large and extra large. Nobody want's to be seen buying small size condoms. That's just embarassing.