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I blame 2legs for two of my three worst hangovers.

Not the third one?! why was' wasn't I there?! I blame chemotherapy drugs for my worst ever hangover, well, chemotherapy drugs plus 12 cans of Guinness, and 6 pints in th the pub that wasn't my finest idea ever atually... I blame 2legs for beer-restriction placed by endocrine Drs and, I also blame 2legs for oasteoporosis, myopathy and aortic aneurysms... but not necessarily in that order

I'm not sure you were actually involved in any of them, but I blame you for them. Come to think of it, only one of them was related to a Hootoo meet, and you weren't even there, but the second is dependent on your idea of ordering champagne at the end of the night after getting horribly drunk on beer which is a terrible, terrible idea.

And as a result of the second, I spent all day in bed the following day with a female researcher formerly of this parish, both of us chronically hungover and unable to take advantage of the situation. I blame you for this and will continue to do so until the day I die.

Oh, that* meet! that were great that were! we must organise a meet again, at the pendrils....

I blame 2legs for suppertime

I blame 2legs for the fact that we didn't have enough time in the Penderels Oak at *that* meet for me to have a hangover the next morning.

but... what a night nonetheless I blame 2legs for laundry again and for it being dinner time, but there being no dinner yet I blame 2lesg for a woman's work never being done,

But I blame 2legs for his laundry being the same in numbers of items but smaller in volume.

MORE IN VOLUME TOO! i DO w'S LAUNDRY TOO! AND MALE CLOTHING IS SO MUCH MORE SUBSTANTIVE THAN FEMALE TRUELY. MY NICKERS FOR THE SAME NUMBER OF PAIRS, TAKE UP ABOUT 1/3 THE SPACE IN TH LAUNDRY BASKET AS DO wILLIAM'S MALE KNICKERS i BLAME 2LEGS FOR THE GENDER DIFFERNCE

I blame 2legs for the single, solatary, nutcase in the pub. and for their latching straight onto William and me I blame 2legs for there being some magnetic force that attracts nutcases to W and me not weirdos, just nutcases... this one acted like he knew me, and seemed confused I'd 'changed into a woman', err. I'm a bloke with a moustache, wearing a skirt... , I blame 2legs for this area being so fabulusly excentric, but simularly so full of actual medically insane people... we almost appear normal by contrast

I blame 2legs for tiredness, hungryness and late lunch

I blame 2-Legs for Windows 10. Yes, it is probably Bill Gates fault, but he isn't here

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I blame 2legs for me not sleeping well last night. I also blame 2legs for my painful hips.

I blame 2legs for a lack of understanding of older adult autism by autism experts and how they stereotype all females on the autism spectrum.

I also blame 2Legs that I had problems getting to sleep last night due to my blocked sinuses, weeping eczema in my ears, and clicking arthritic jaw along with my Fibromyalgia pain.

Yeah!

I blame 2legs for that Australian ball-tampering incident. He should be ashamed, bringing the sport into such disrepute. I hope he's suspended for a very long time.

I blame 2legs for my not getting home last night, until gone 4 ~AM this morning and for my consequently not making it to the gym today

I blame 2legs for great ideas had while in the shower that make for a lot of work Of course, if I hadn't shared the idea, there would've been no work... That's his fault, too.

I blame 2legs for this thread having slept for eleven months. Who does he think he is? Rip Van Winkle?