h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

I blame 2legs for linguini and Cornish IPA

I blame 2legs for me not drinking this week.

I blame 2legs for taxidriver who got lost (eventually I ended up where I intended), back ache and hunger.

I blame 2legs for chocolate.

The van hubby was driving broke down this morning. He called it in, but he was still waiting for recovery at 4pm. He has no idea when he'll get home this evening. The whole situation is totally unsatisfactory, and has to be 2legs's fault.

I blame 2legs for my having to pop nextdoor to the shop... which I could have done earlier.... easily... whilst it was warmer I also blame 2legs for my smelling of coconuts again, and for my hair feeling so soft

I blame 2legs for being rudely awakened from a beautiful dream of being a Jedi Gallifreyan dressed in elaborate Padme inspired robes, leaping out of a 7th floor window when at 4:30 am I heard my telephone ringing; and after dialing 1471 found that no-one had telephoned. I blame 2 legs for not being able to go back to sleep to purse my fantastic dream.

I blame 2legs for my tooth still hurting this morning, three days after the root canal treatment, when the dentist said it "might" hurt for a day or two.

I blame 2legs for the new version of Google Maps, and being forced to use it when working with saved maps now.

I blame 2legs for one egg never being enough, despite what the French, apparently say on the matter... I also blame 2legs for road works, in the street, yet again... one year... one year.... surely one year, just one year, they can not dig the road up?

I blame 2legs for long days at new job, moody WLAN in TSL (Temporary Southern Lair) and aching back

I blame 2legs for your sub not being there to entertain you and give your back a massage... and for you long hours meaning we don't get the late night twitter conversations we once did

I blame 2legs for me getting vindaloo curry to cure my heavy cold. It is so hot that it is burning my mouth. My cat is looking at me wondering why I am eating this curry and when I sneeze he looks extremely shocked, probably because I am such a noisy sneezer.

The loudest sneeze I've ever heard is by William... as is his yawn when tired... I blame 2legs for my having to cover my ears, when he does either!
it really is just so* loud

I blame 2legs for my dessert quandry.... and indescision....

I blame 2legs for making the chap behind the cheese counter in the supermarket, wear a hair net on his fashionable beard. How stoopid does that look.

my Brother used to have to wear one of those... in a factory/lab he worked in... err.... they've got a name.... is it merkin? I forget... or is a merkin a p pubic wig... always get the two confusioned ,erm> I blame 2legs for confusion...

I'm trying to think why anyone would need to wear a merkin to sell cheese, and I can't think of a single answer that isn't disgusting.

I got it wrong didn't I? I'm guessing therefore, the merkin is the pubic wig not the hairnet for ones facial hair I'm sure it was something like that... the term for it

I blame 2legs for tiredness, and a partially packed rucksack, and for my having to travel by train tomorrow, and for all the damn chargers, carging cables and rubbish I'll ned to pack in the morning

I blame 2legs for empty food storages in TSL (Temporary Southern Lair). He should have stocked them for me and cooked me a proper breakfast.

I blame 2legs for a raspberry yoghurt that got spilled on my chips, and the serendipitous discovery that chips with raspberry yoghurt are actually kinda tasty.