h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

I blame 2legs for the job ad I just ran across.

"we require both foot models and tickle actresses - tickle actresses will be tickled on a video project, so applicants must be ok with their face being shown on the videos, and must wear tights"

sounds.... strange.... Were they only after female feet?

I blame 2legs for the two bowls of poolish I just made, and for the two batches of coffee beans I ground... and for the subsequent toasted sliced multigrain roll, with butter and red leicester cheese, Ihad to have for supper

Seems to be women only, but they're equal-opportunity there: "we welcome women from all walks of life, all shapes and sizes and all ages particularly the over 40's as they're as under represented in this field"

I blame 2legs for being confused. I didn't even know this was a field!

If only they wanted male foot models/actors! I mean... come on it sounds an easier way to earn a living than many others... and I'm still trying to find a damn job

I blame 2legs for the upturn in the drought: this is now some seirously heavy rain going on outside... the river, from how high it was MOnday, must surely be coming over now and flooding the houses in the centre of town... Its actually making a kind of 'rumble' noise... a bit like a car engine, only bigger, and lower pitched, running constantly, just I think from the rain hitting the road... I bet my drain is flooding over on the balcony...

I blame 2legs for cardboard cutouts of Des Lynam.

I would agree with you Bea, those sound truly blameworthy.

I blame 2legs for being completely energy lacking this week. I seem to have lost mine completely, if found please return.

I blame 2legs for the price of Chinese wheat.

I blame 2legs for the foot related job advert I found last night hmmm..... what would the tax position of my feet be were they to, independantly of the rest of me, become moovie stars..... in a somewhat specialist field?

I blame 2legs for the 1580 Grams of wholemeal dough, and for the 1340 Grams of multigrain dough, currently loitering in the utility room and for the slightly stale rolls I had to have for lunch today

I blame 2legs for parcel deliveries that happen during office hours, or maybe for the fact that I'm not on holiday.
In any case, I blame him for my not having my parcel NOW.

I blame 2legs for a job interview that went very badly.

I can't imagine what the job interview would be like for the job I saw advertised

I blame 2legs for the sixteen wholemeal rolls cooling on my cooling rack system, and for the dozen multigrain rolls finishing off in the oven
I also blame 2legs for the huge huge huge temptation to take some of the long wholemeal rolls, just made, and cunningly make a half dozen hotdogs for dinner using them with tons and tons and tons of onions
I also blame 2legs for my running out of milk whilst making bread, and so not having enough to put the milk glaze on the wholemeal rolls... tthey're kinda differnt with just the water spray coating on the top

I also blame 2legs for my really needing to have something involving mushrooms tonight, rahter than the very tempting hotdogs, due to the free box of mushrooms I got given when my emergency hand delivered supply of austrian smoked cheddar arrived Wednesday ooo cheesy hotdogs with onions damnit! want! - - -

I blame 2 legs for my having to work double shift today, with high risk of night call as well Went directly from work to bed, and fell asleep while writing this post...

*types ultra quietly so as not to wake DQ*

I blame 2legs for going shopping for healthy food, but being tempted by a multi pack of snickers bars while I was there. I also blame 2legs for the fact that pea and pumpkin soup takes a long time to cook and the chocolate bars are staring at me.

I blame 2legs for my complete lack of energy
and for the fact that bump getting hiccups feels really strange

I blame 2legs for insomnia.

Due to the extremely late afternoon nap I'm wide awake at 01.11 am. I think I know someone who will be extremely tired when the alarm clock goes off less than six hours from now.

and I have the opposite... unusually really* tired... and its not even 1 AM here yet .... Iblame Little Dorrit.

Awww, what's Little Dorrit done on you? Stolen all your coffee?

I have ample supply of coffee... for which I blame 2legs.... Little dorrit... is... embarasing and difficult to explain... not entirely sure how that refernce ended up in this thread... I blame 2legs...

I blame 2legs for the fact that I have to get up at 5.30 for w*rk!

I blame 2legs for it being so cold... in May