h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

I blame 2legs for the fact that I'm at work. Damn you 2legs, damn you

I blame 2legs for the giant easter egg sat on the kitchen table taunting me with it's chocolate

I blame 2legs for the total abscence of chocolate from my immediate vacinity
I also blame 2legs for the 18 rolls Imade yesterday being far too tasty, and thereby almost all entirely eaten I also blame 2legs for the wonder which is made with decent sausages, home made long multigrain rolls, wholegrain mustard, and a mountain of fried onion and for the consequent lack of sausages in the i vacinity of my kitchen

I've got sausages for dinner...at work )

I have no sausages! ... until tommorrow... I'm going to buy 36 sausages this time... to make sure Idon't run out... damn... I blame 2legs for my needing to make 36 long multigrain bread rolls

I blame 2legs for the sickness bug my nephews have caught making us unable to go Easter visiting (since we don't want to catch it)

I also blame him for us being able to enjoy Yorkshire puddings for Easter dinner

I blame 2legs for my sore knees!

I blame 2legs for the really very tasty and cheap, lunch I had bought for me by an old friend (aquaintance?) from my post graduate university days (I sware I hardly remembered him until we spent the afternoon together... memorys a peculiar thing).
And I blame 2legs for most of the town centre being closed, and this leading to us finding an out of the way cafe, run by Chinese folk, mainly by the looks of it, for other Chinese folk... and for their set price 'lunch' being both cheap and fabulusly tastey without overly pungent excesses of Chinese 5 spice getting a look in
I also blame 2legs for the hot dipping sauce with the spring rolls being, really rather hot

I also blame 2legs for my reserve in not buying up tons of ingrediants from the Korian supermarket we then accidentially found ourselves wondering into

Furhtermore I blame 2legs for the days laundry and housework being an approximate 4 hours behind schedule

I would love to blame 2legs for the fact that my daughters were trading Yo Mama insults (!) over Easter brunch. But I'm afraid it's really their mother who is to blame...

I blame 2legs for leaky boots, and superglue

I blame 2legs for a sense of beigeness. I don't like it.

I know exactly what you mean about beige Effers, I heard a word that explains how I feel about it 'greige' It reminds me of the water you get from washing watercolour paint brushes down the sink, fainter and fainter smudges of dullness.


What do I blame 2legs for? Of just not having enough time for everything I want to do these days. Is that better than having too much time and nothing to do in it?

I've often wondered. At what age do all your clothes mysteriously turn beige when you aren't looking?

I want more deep purple or velvety midnight blue just now .

Actually it is nearly midnight here..I'll go outside and stand under some sky... I blame 2legs.

I blame 2legs for the drunken chinchillas and the soft humanian gentle hugh of pale blue, perspexing into the void of otherise total purple ness, and idsturbingb the stragen maxamonustulas of the orange purple orb floating on the floor. its not right.

The sky was disappointing..I'd forgotten how the lights of the city reflect off the clouds at night..a kind of orangey...not quite beige It's a way of thinking.

I'm fantasising about being far away from any lights so the milky way and rest are sparkling above. Best I saw in England of late was on the south coast of the Isle of Wight.

I blame 2legs for not being there now... I ought to count my blessings more

I blame 2legs for falling ceilings.

I blame 2legs for one of *those* days. I'd elaborate, but I think 90% of what I'd say would run aground on the filter (which is 2legs fault too), so I won't bother.

I blame 2legs for insomnia.

I blame 2legs for my flatmate walking up behind me as I was telling a story with lots of gesturing, resulting in him getting smacked quite hard in the head. My hand hurts!