h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

I blame 2legs for needing a nap.

I blame 2legs for the abundance of cheese in my fridge, its movement into the soup Imade tonight, and for it being bed time soon

I blame 2 legs for Michigan State being behind in the game.
http://espn.go.com/college-football/team/_/id/275/wisconsin-badgers

I spoke to soon, now the badgers are behind.

Game over MSU Spartans 37, Wisconsin 31. I blame two legs that I am up this late getting a score.

Do you always have that much trouble getting a score?

I blame 2legs for running out of eggs..and too lazy to go up the road for more. So it'll be marmite on toast for lunch.

Ref post 16485:
the reason I was up late getting the score was they had moved it to the evening to accomodate ESPN (American Cable TV) which had an exclusivity clause in the broadcast rights. Since I REFUSE to pay for cable, the only stations I could get had to wait for the game to end before they could broadcast any of it and I was forced to get it via the ESPN website. Maybe I should blame 2 legs for exclusivity clauses, and while I am at it blame him that British TV has similar clauses that stop me from watching them in the states.

I blame 2legs for the duck egg omelette Ihad for lunch today...

I blame 2legs for untasty frozen readymade microwaved dinners... He really should make me dinners.

I blame 2legs for leftover rice pudding for dinner.

Also for the annoying cough that will not go away - I was getting seriously wheezy just walking home from Uni today!

I blame 2legs for bad antibiotics. The left half of my face looks like...the left half of KB's face. The right half of my face looks like...the right half of Winston Churchill's face.

I blame 2legs for making me buy this huge hunk of cheese, featured here in the photo, A87709341

which I single-handedly have to eat, today it was cauliflower cheese.

That photo made me want to go out and buy holey cheese as well. Have you started with the advertising already, in a very subtle way?

KB, hope the left side of your face is OK soon.

I didn't say that, 2legs made me, it's his fault.

I blame 2legs for the 16 KG of flour I seem to have accumulated in a kind of not wanting to run out of flour kind of way, for the 2 KG of various cheeses in my fridge, and for the leek, mushroom and cornish blue cheese risotto I had for dinner. Of course, the two choclate and cream eclaires I had afterwards were 2legs fault too I also blame 2legs for my PC working again finally and for the huge amoutn of system maintainace and updating I now have to do

I blame 2legs that i've managed to get myself transferred over here at last

I blame 2legs for my sore nose and cramped leg muscle

I blame 2legs for being baaaaaack

I wanted to change my name for Halloween and it won't let me. And I was going to blame this on 2legs, but I still feel too mean even trying and can't get myself to do it.