h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

If they are the same thing dragonflies have, I´d please wantitwantitwantit. Mating in flight, and me loving flight hostesses...

I blame 2legs for the fact that the alarm company engineer claims I'm a ghost

i blame 2legs for me being briefly hypnotized by the boucning cards that appear when you win on solitaire.

I blame 2legs for the mention of "bouncing"!

I blame 2legs for sunlight... I'd forgotten what it was like, and it frightened me when it suddenly and without warning appeared today!

I blame 2legs for _another_ unexpected burst in my brand new pipes! This time I very nearly drowned.

Luckily the plumber who did the work was close by so it is all fixed again - but for how long this time? I blame 2legs for now being about my new plumbing system.

I wouldn't mention the plumber while 2Legs is around, he'll get all excited at the thought of the plumbers big tool...

Mmmmm... big tools... I love big tools... powerful ones... big powerful tools... Mmmm... like a large pnumatic drill or a big chainsaw... or just an ordinary hammer action drill
I blame 2legs for strange thoughts

Think you better get out of the sun!

Was just about to close the curtains in my bedroom... I'm in a room at the moment though, which has no windows in it I blame 2legs for windowless voids

hmmmm, well I did offer to kick a few of the fittings so he could come back and fix it for the third time - but he said 'It will never happen again! (which is exactly what he said last month)

. . . and the plumber is so not my type.



----> This is more my sort of thing

I prefer firemen to plumbers... did I just say that? I blame 2legs for stuff... and nonsense and for... my mind....

Yes... That's fine... Now put down the blowtorch please!

ho ho - having your bedroom and bathroom flooded is one thing - but having them nearly burnt down is another . . .

Maybe you could report your chinchilla missing in a tree or something?

I blame 2legs for giving myself a headache through coughing so much and so loudly.

Or... maybe I should go register on 'gayfiremendating.com... you know... I'm tempted to go register that domane name right now, and put up a fake web-site of gay firemen dating... just for a joke I blame 2legs for the silliest ideas being the best ideas anyone got any photos of half-naked firemen I could use? ooo maybe... if it looke d genuine enough... I'd get real people... firemen tryign to register

and.

Just before* anyone else attempts to steal the line, that I've been trying to get into this thread, the past few posts:

I bet your all wondering what the first question is I'd ask a gay fireman?...

Its obvious...

I'd ask him (and this better not get moderated <mod).

I'd ask him:
"can I slide down your pole?" well... come on... what were you expecting, artistic Shakesperian pros?

I blame 2legs for shaving burns, and a lack of hair removal cream. err I'll stop now before I say somethign that someone somewhere may regret... (I would say which I* would regret... but I don't regret nuffin...)

So this is why under 16s were banned from this site. I blame 2legs once again for my old account being blocked because of the BBC id thing.

I knew the mention of bouncing and plumbers so early in the week was a bad idea!

Set him off again..

I blame 2legs for the strange, phrase, which has just entered my head... Which I know not what it could possibly mean, and for this phrase being 'bouncing on my plumbing' ... probably some kind of specialist technique used to fix boilers... or something err I blame 2legs for my forgetting what it was i was about to do...

Source a fireman..?