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i blame 2legs for maybe not having enough calcium.

you sound less than sure lostmonalisa? m'dear??

I blame 2legs for insomnia

well, it could be not enough calcium that makes his legs cramp at night, or it could be walking too much.... i dunno for sure.

Cramps are rather due to lack of magnesia. Bite 2legs´ car´s wheels.

I blame 2legs for the completely terrifying mental picture of 2legs driving a car...

I blame 2legs for the last tiem I drove a car, was when I was a student, very very drunk coming out of a nightclub, getting a cab, and the people I were with joking with the taxi driver that I* should be driving.... and the cab driver let me drive it, down a small side street next to the nightclub, full of very drunk people who'd just come out of the afore mentioned night club hmmm.... and the time before that I drove a turbo charged Ford of some description at nearly 100 MPH on a disused airfield, and got to do handbreak turns
I also blame 2legs for my waking early and now being very tired

I blame 2legs for an informal farewell dinner I'm about to attend. One of my former grad student pals are leaving town and we're waving him off. They all leave one by one...

I blame 2legs that my car is in the garage, and I seem to be waiting pointlessly for them to phone me

I blame 2legs for crappy BBC service...



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I blame 2legs for my days virtue deserving a reward, but there not being any idea in my head of appropiate rewards...
I also blame 2legs for the very pink and very small thong I am wearing, and its being sensible thing to wear due to it being warm today
I also blame 2legs for there only being 1 icecream left in the freezer

I blame 2legs for someone saying I bought a diarrhoea plant today (spiraea)

Meadowsweet, loonycat??

Why???



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I have 1000 new posts for this thread on my convo list. What is this auspiciousness???

I blame 2legs for "the Wire" induced lack of sleep Season three appeared in my DVD player yesterday.

DQ, blame 2legs for your owning a DVD player. Blame 2legs for my nowadays being able to download British TV.

I blame 2legs for my waking up so early.
I blame 2legs that in the last one and a half hours (csince I got up), there has been at least* one car alarm going off outside every ten minutes

I blame 2legs for knowing how to make car alarms give a wolf whiste and not telling us how to.

I blame 2legs for there still having been no delivery by the postman to my house yet this morning

I blame 2legs for the fact that I've reverted to my student ways. I'm now working on a real project, for other people, yet found myself still at it at eleven last night

I blame 2legs for the lack of decent food for lunch at the Hospital canteen today. Due to that I had to eat a not at all tasty ham and quiche with a boring side salad.