h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

I blame 2legs for the new man I've been.... 'seeing' recently being about to travel off to another country for work for quite some time, leaving me with a gap in my ... err 'social' events calender

>>> I blame 2legs for the new man I've been.... 'seeing' recently being about to travel off to another country

Absinthe makes the heart grow fonder. Or something like that.

2legs apparently suggested to someone, possibly the previous owners, that it was a good idea to wire a 20 amp fixture in on a 15 amp circuit.

I blame 2legs for burned-out connections, the number of times I've climbed into the house's crawl space to work on wiring in the past 2-3 days, and how wracked this activity has made my hands and forearms.

To make the experience less pleasurable, 2legs must have convinced the roofers to use roofing nails that were just *that* much too long, so that the crawl space has thousands of sharp points to catch clothes, skin and hair.

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Nowhere near ass bad as the insulation in the loft before it was converted, no matter how careful you were you always got some on you and it itched like hell. Thankfully now that it has been converted its not a problem. Which is good seeing as I live in the loft now.

Oh, 2legs put that stuff up there too. He didn't miss a trick.

Damn you leggsy!

I blame 2legs for the fact that a barrister wants to dress me up as a one-eyed weaver whose parents were killed by Zulus. This job gets stranger by the second.

Sounds like the kinda job I oughta have... doing random strange things... err I know that is kinda what I did in my last job, but the differnce was I used to get told off for that
I blame 2legs for the lack of food in the house and my inability to decide weather or not to do a shop now or wait until after there is absolutely* no food left

I blame 2legs for the large branch that just landed on the roof.

I blame 2legs for leaving the door of my (full) freezer open from Monday night to yesterday morning.
Why, oh, why did you have to do that?!

I blame 2legs for there being a large ogre hiding in the downstairs cupboard

I blame 2legs for the sugar shock this morning's birthday breakfast caused and my not yet fully recovery from that.

"I blame 2legs for there being a large ogre hiding in the downstairs cupboard"

Did you actually fall for that line? That was me, trying to steal your bacon. Hold on, wait a minute...

Let me out of this cupboard. OI! 2LEGS! LET ME OUT!

I blame 2legs for my running out of space to tie the new slaves up

I blame 2legs for this being a Engldeutschish keyboard not a Froglishen one and also for the fact there was a distinct shortage of well oiled Nubian Slaves at the German meet.

zdt

I blame 2legs I've just spotted him on facebook and twitter.

2legs is spreading the word.

I blame 2legs the word appers to be 'nutter', with a side order of 'bacon'.

I blame 2legs for the fact that today, I was bundled up in an RAF greatcoat (warmest thing I've ever worn ), dragged from the folly to the main house and locked in the dry moat by the Home Guard for being a German spy. The things I let them talk me into!

But I must say it's the first time I've called someone a potato-munching pig-dog in front of a bunch of ten-year-olds with their teachers' approval...

Better than being a " cheese eating surrender monkey" i suppose...

P still doesn't get the "Don't mention the war" Fawlty Towers jokes. I blame 2legs for the parents influence.

Oh almost forgot, blame 2legs for the eating the sofa tonight.

zdt

I blame 2legs for internet nutters and weirdos, and the inability to decide if I should have toast and stay up a bit longer or just go
Oh, an d I nearly from to gamention the gnaoos, they're about again

I don't blame 2legs.

I blame Sue.

I usually blame the parents, the politicians, the schools, the weather - but as is the custom here I blame 2legs, for being a very slippery parcel indeed.

How on earth is Amy ever going to manage to get him to visit?