h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

I blame 2legs for Kess not realising why she mentioned lard *hic*

Just seeing if anyone was paying attention, and it was also a reference to a thread on here a while ago in which the 'lard shortage' was being discussed; apparently there is a shortage of lard in the UK.... Not that it bothers me since I've never used the stuff I blame 2legs for my randomness and way of linking other things from h2g2 into posts in other places at inopeartune moments, in the same way kitchen countertops made in spain often do.

I blame 2legs for JR getting into number 10. Or was that Jonathon Ross? I'm sure the cast of Dallas just went in....

JR..*hic* I blame 2legs for me not knowing what Footbacon is saying!!

I blame myself for nto knowing what myself is saying

I blame 2legs for allowing Footbacon to reply and spoil my perfect "no reply" on my Personal Space *hic*.. *giggles*

I blame 2legs for my having lost the plot....some time in teh 1980's

I haven't just lost the plot, I've lost the entire blasted cemetery. I blame 2legs for that.

I blame 2legs for the living dead, and their standing down as leader of the conservative party in the UK. I blame 2legs for the weather.

I blame 2legs for allowing me to get very squiffy last night and waking up with a this morning

I blame 2legs for the fact I have a sore throat, and therefore may not be able to indulge in the traditional weekend high-jinx.

Meh.

I blame 2legs for my having made too many chips, and so I won't be able to have a sirloin steak to go with them

I blame 2legs for me being veggie so I can't have a steak either

I blame 2legs for me not getting hold of this earlier:

http://hitchhikers.movies.go.com/games/dolphin.html

I blame 2legs for the party that was going on last night next door, being all in German as that was the nationality of the people who live there and the people at the party, and this meaning that it was pointless for me to try gate crashing it as I don't a speak any German

It's 2legs' fault that he does't speak German, surely.

what have your eye lids got to do withe 2 legs

i think you have been drinking to mutch

I blame 2legs for the fact that the last post appears to be a non sequitur.

I blame 2legs for the cold tempurature.

I blame 2legs for compensation culture (which was initiated by a women drinking ginger beer with a snail in it*).


(And guess whose fault *that* was?)