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i blame 2legs for the fact that Mal does not have any dwarf bread to keep going...........theres always dwarf bread

I blame 2legs for making my single malt evaporate (yet again)!!!



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Thank you, but I *like* my teeth

I blame 2legs for the fact that I'm leaving the house in 10 hours and haven't booked my flight back yet!

when you have dwarf bread theres always something to eat

shoes, grass, trees, you own leg, anything as long as you don't have to eat the dwarf bread

I blame 2legs for looking at a wiki thing about wormwood and being very amused by this sentence

'Wormwood is mostly a stomach medicine.'

What the Hell is 'Dwarf Bread'?



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in LOTR tolkien describes elven bread a kind of trail ration that will keep you going longer than it apears it would, nuts berrys etc, trail mix baked into a bar

Prattchet put a twist on it

dwarf bread is dwarven trail rations baked grit and sand etc. a kind of cenent cake, when you are hungry you look at the dwarf bread and anything, ANYTHING, becomes edible if the prospect of food is dwarf bread, its even better if the cat has pizzed on it

Understand the gist, Taff, but has your keyboard got sticky keys???????



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<> WTF???

I blame 2legs for stuff

I blame 2legs for the keys on my keyboard 'sticking' intermittently!



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I blame 2legs for finally finishing off with a hot water bleach mopping of the kitchen. I'm done.

but now

You not ment to drink the bleech silly

I blame 2legs for my kitchen floor not having been mopped since before Christmas, not quite sure which Christmas though.
I sweep it, and somtimes think of mopping it, but every time I do in, no matter how recently I've swept it, it needs sweeping again, so I sweep it again, and don't mop it, and I blame 2legs for that

I blame 2legs in advance for tonight's roller derby practice, and the fact that I'm going to need some anesthesic (spelled ) to recover from said practice. I also blame 2legs that I am in possession of several gallons of said anesthetic. Oh, the Inevitable!

I blame 2legs for the mound of dirty dishes I'm about to do, the tables covered with papers and journals. I blame 2legs for my near total disinterest in filing papers and reading journals. I have no idea what Mr. Nerd and I should do for our anniversary, beyond the obvious , and for that I blame 2legs.

For your aniversary....

Hire a big limo and a driver, and have a in the back whilst being dirven aobut

How about a pizza and a bottle of isn't that useually sufficient? (I don't ever really ahve to do anniversarys)

I blame 2legs for a lack of imagination and my forgetting the word euphamism for several minutes when I was just trying to remember it so I could type it and finish a message I just typed

I blame 2legs for I want to cancel what 2 do

I blame 2legs for keeping me from my bed




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I blame 2legs for NEVER having a blame-free day

I blame 2legs that nsbe doesn't know that this thread has had hiatuses (hiatii? I blame 2legs that I don't know...) of days, even weeks.

i blame 2legs that the english pound has recovered so much the current exchange rate is now almost back to what it once used to be