h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

I blame 2legs for me being naked with a chap I don't find sexually attractive but who is blessed with a smashing willy. Why are the good willies rarely attached to good people?

I blame 2legs for it being nearly 3.30 Am, and my being awake, and needing to start work early... tomrorwo I blame 2legs for willies

I blame 2Legs for the weather , daft and the insinuation (indirect)by Roy that either my willy or myself is undesirable...

I blame 2legs for . . .leading a rebelwolf astray in london

I blame 2legs for the whole of London !

I blame 2legs for the fwit on a biycle who almost ran me down today, and then abused me for being on the footpath. Oddly enough, I was on foot - hence my presence on the footpath, which has its name for a reason.

I also blame 2legs for the fact that I was not carrying a tyre-slashing implement at the time.

Snow!

Must be 2legs to blame

I blame 2legs for nail polish, nail polish remover and the fact that I have got both on the table except that the nail polish remover isn't. If you see what I mean!

I blame 2legs for snow and voice overs.

I blame2legs4 alcaholism

I blame 2legs for me having to get up far too early in the mornings

I blame 2legs for unstable internet connections.

I blame 2legs for me getting up with a hangover on Sunday morning, stressing for two hours, only to find they've still got tickets for sale.

I also blame him for a malevolent, irritating, homophobic ghastliness genuinely single-handedly keeping me away from h2g2 and all the wonderful people here.

While I'm at it, I blame 2legs for the drilling that is still going on outside and the shocking lack of decent sized mushrooms in the Londis. I don't think these two are related beyond both being 2legs' fault.

And another thing: I blame 2legs for the news hammering every single news story to death and then bashing the corpse with the big bad NEWS stick, The Day Today style. See Diana, Olympic torches, Zimbabwe and Shannon Matthews for examples.

I must take the time to blame 2legs for the washing up not doing itself and new DVD/HD recorders not working.

I think that's enough blame for the chap's shoulders for now.

One more thing: I blame 2legs for a lack of suitable nodes.

And the lack of an edit button on h2g2.

So that's two more things. I blame 2legs for the post saying it was about one more thing when it's actually about two more things.

Or is that three?

I blame 2legs for my confusion regarding the amount of more things this post is about.

I blame 2Legs for all of Roy's problems and homophobes everywhere

Here Roy this won't give you s hangover...

I blame 2legs for the dangerous combination of boredom, credit cards and online shopping!

"Lyrically, it's something rather yogurt-weavy, but pleasant: we suspect the work of hippies."

I blame 2legs for that there review of 'Psychonaut' hy Hoopy Frood. It's neither yogurt-weavy, nor a hippy. It is pleasant though.

I blame 2legs that I've got to go do w**k now.

I blame 2legs for JK breaking my two day beer abstinence (though the beer is going down rather splendidly) and for me just finding out I've 12.3GB of porn on my main PC.

I've a 500 GB external drive that is just full of porn actually I'm probably one of the few men in the entire world who has not a single piece of porn on his PC, or indeed, VHS, DVD, Laserdisk, or in any other media I do have a naked statuette thing but thats art apparently and its a handy paperweight
I blame 2legs for cold, no beer, no food, and cold

oh.... why not?!

i blame 2legs for...

what?

what? i dunno i am pretty happy with most stuff....

oh

i blame 2legs for this hangnail here on my big toe.