h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

I blame 2legs for snow so tripoel blaimed I blame 2legs for the cold and my continual sleepyness

I blame 2legs for the headache Jules just gave me

I blame 2legs for backache.

I blame 2legs for 10 PRINT "2legs" 20 GOTO 10

I blame 2legs for everything !

I blame 2legs for piles of paperwork on my desk and for unpaid bills.

I'm also considering blaming him for not being here preparing birthday dinner for son #2. Actually I think it's the birthday boy who should be and invite me for dinner in stead of the other way round.

Therefore I blame 2legs for offspring refusing to grow up.

I blame 2legs for housework, repairs to old speaker cases, washing up in the kitchen, snow, cold, lethergy and tiredness, mopping, dusting, nothing for lunch and too much coffee and tea

I blame 2legs for global warming...jeez that was one hell of a fart

I blame 2legs for fresh ciabata and beef stroganof

I blame 2legs for feeling.

I blame 2legs for all germs !

I blame 2legs for antiseptic...

I blame 2legs for the pain elastoplasts cause when they are being removed ! ( Hello You )

I blame him for me waiting up till 7am waiting for his answers on another thread he started yesterday

Did I start a thread yesterday?
I blame 2les for bad memory, and bad memory and flying coffee clamash creaners on tuesday.
Iblame 2legs for forgetfullness and bad memory.

I blame him for me smoking about 2 quids worth of fags about 60 cigs a day.

two quid!? 60 cigs would cost about £15 here nearly now
I blame 2legs for the expense of cigarettes in the UK.

i blame 2legs because I can

and will

and evermore shall cast blame upon blame on his most his blameful existence.

meanwhile, i blame him for tofu that has landed upon my plate for tea

I blame 2legs for the polar bear in the kitchen!

I blame 2legs for the ketchup.