h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

I Blame 2legs for there being nothing to hire from the locat DVD rental shop...

I blame 2legs for the open windows last night during the thunderstorm.

I blame 2legs for the huge piles of office supplies that have been gathered in my former senior manager's office.

I blame 2legs for me having missed all but one of the repeats of 'The League Of Gentelmen' on BBC4. I'm currently doubling the amount I've seen.

I also blame 2lgs for it being so blinkin' quiet here tonight!

I blame 2legs for the instructions on the golden vegetable rice packet not taking into account our cooker.
I also blame 2legs for Tabs blaming me for not reading instructions properly when I did but cooker didn't obey the instructions.
I blame 2legs for Tabs not letting this rest and still nagging me from other room whilst I'm typing this.
I blame 2legs for Tabs laughing at me and now being in hysterics.
I blame 2legs for Tabs being convinced I can't cook and not trusting me in kitchen yet she has full confidence in my ability to work safely in a lab with explosive chemicals and infectious agents.
I blame 2legs that I don't have full confidence in myself to work safely in a lab with explosive chemicals and infectious agents.
I blame 2legs that Tabs has added that kitchens don't have full confidence in me...going off to now....

I blame 2legs for his being offline most of the day due to the new soundcard taking an eternity to fit I blame 2legs for the excessive heat our lack of a thunderstorm and the heat I blame 2legs for my needing to get a shwoer I blame 2legs for my not having the right kind of cables to connect the speakers to the soundcard

I blame 2legs for the disproportionate amount of different connectors used on musical devices.

For Cilla's sake, how many differently shaped plugs do we need? Mini jack, quarter inch jag, RCA, Neutrik, XLR, phono...

I need two, mono quarter inch to RCA/phono/interconnect type connector as the soundcard has two quarter inch outs for left and right, plus two quarter inch in's, and the speakers as far as I can make out have two interconnect type in's, plus a couple of quarter inch jacks, but they don't seem to work as inputs at least

I've got a midi keyboard that needs a joystick cable to connect it

I blame 2legs for the cable being in London and the keyboard being in manchester

I've boxes and boxes of cables.... but not a single cable or an adaptor necessary to creat e the 1/4 inch jack to RCA

I know that feeling. Why on earth have the speakers got jack sockets on 'em?

how about reversing the polarity of the neutrino flow ?

Just don't cross the streams.

Cause they're monitor speakers, oftne they have quarter inch jacks,; but teh speakers have RCA/interconnect type connections, I'm not sure what the two 1/4 inch jacks on the speakr is for, must get to check the manaual tomorrow I blame 2legs for my just having a look at a weell known DiY store's website and seeing the prices of air con units

Told ya'. That's what happens when you cross the streams!

I blame 2legs for my having to log off now and go get a shower

I Blame 2Legs for smelly socks...

I blame 2legs for too much information

*major thread crossover contamination* I blame 2legs for my getting a shower and now having a very very cold guineness in a glass I'd previously put in the freezer for a few hours I blame 2legs for the glass being in need of a refil

I blame 2legs for the moths that keep flying in because i have the door open