h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

I blame 2legs for me losing a receipt.

I blame 2legs for me not being able to find a divertable glacier near north london

I blame 2Legs for the frozen mash I'm cooking being in a lump...

It will be in a lump when it's frozen. Try it again when it's *finished* cooking.

- there are bits that did't freeze into the *huge* lump...

I blame 2Legs for sweating my ar$e off today, and I'll blame him in advance for tomorrow too...

I blame 2legs for this cold orange juice....should have gin in it

I blame 2legs for white wine.

RF

I certainly blame 2legs for white wine ..it's lethal for

I blame 2legs for smashing salads I have to prepeare...

I blame 2legs for all my typos

Were the salads smashing? or were they smashed?

RF

Pretty good RF...

I had a brillyunt* salad for dinner today...

RF

* Tho' I say so myself

I blame 2legs for how hot it was on teh way walking up to the bowling alley, and I blame 2legs for my bad descision of wearing jeans rahter than shorts I blame 2legs for the four awful pints of John smiths I had to drink and for the 3 pints of cheap nasty horrible (but nicely cold) cider I had to drink < I furthermore blame 2legs for how nic eand cool it was outside after bowling and thence forth also blame 2legs for the meal of garlic bread, chicken thinggies, and pizza followed by icecream that we had afterwards in the hut type place I blame 2legs for the temptation that is the tins of very cold guinness in teh fridge

See that pile of vcr parts? That's 2legs' fault. The vcr was eating tapes, and, due to circumstancial evidence (sticky stuff on a tape that never did work quite right), I thought that cleaning the heads would help (and certainly couldn't hurt). I bought a head cleaner, and ran it through twice. Tried a tape--got eaten. Looked in the little door, and looked like there was still some gunk on the thingy, so decided to run the cleaning tape again. It got eaten. Since there's a lot less slack on a cleaning tape than on a normal tape, it wouldn't eject. After half an hour of turning the machine on and off and hitting the eject button, I decided to open the vcr up. Got the tape unlooped from the innards of the vcr, put the cover back on, and plugged it back in to see if the tape would now eject. Nope. Opened the machine again. Well, at least the slack was taken up. Jiggled the cassette around a bit, realized I'd have to do a bit more disassembly. Saved all the screws, and made note of where they had been taken from (I had hopes of putting the machine back together and cleaning the innards with the head cleaning solution and cotton swabs). Got the cleaning tape out in one piece then the cassette holder thingy came out the rest of the way. It got jammed when I tried to get it back to where I could put the screws back in At least we'd gotten it at a thrift store, so we aren't out much money, and I rescued the brand new head cleaning tape, but Faith can now not watch her tapes (she has dvds too, but doesn't quite understand when I tell her that she needs to pick a dvd instead of a tape).

2legs, I blame you for making me think that someone who knows nothing about vcrs beyond which buttons to push and how to program them (sometimes) could repair one!

Bummer. I've used the ol' take the cover off, look at it, fiddle with the moving bits and put it back together fix it method numerous times but usually it's with faults like where the machine just won't go.


I blame 2legs for the bottle of rather expensive wine I've just opened

Well, I wouldn't've bothered taking it apart if the cleaning tape weren't brand new

I'm already *way* too hot to blame 2Legs for anything

I blame 2legs for the rottary knob on my cooker which controls the termperature being slightly not quite right