h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Well Kirp, I am sure Farmer and me could help you out with the Orgy and threesome goals..........

wayhey, doctor, two down, many more to go!!!

Two down indeed!

Hey, this is "100 things to do in a lifetime", not "1 thing I'd happily do for the rest of my life".

And that's a lot of sandwiches to make.

I thought of something else to do before i die:

Slap someone in a bitchy, eastenders kinda way. I got so close last night... but am not that bad a person!

Also find a man who'll have me who is not a complete waste of space!!!

Btw, kirp's good at sandwiches! I'll help... We just need someone to bring the dip...

Sky diving's a good one, Kirp, I want to do that too. I also recommend the Somme battlefields, it's a humbling experience.

A couple of mine -

See the Aurora Borealis (Northern Lights)
Swim with dolphins
Stay in the ice hotel
See the Earth and the moon from space (not very likely, but who cares?)

In the words of someone very clever:

Try everything once: except incest and folk dancing ...

Can't get better guidance than that ...

for posters 47 and 48... i read backwards and that's as far as i have got, apart from 1 - 20!

i could suggest as a small comfort that it's my belief that you will see the moon the earth and a lot more besides as you are whisked up to heaven on point of death...does that count? are you already dead when u see em ? possibly not technically, so it might in fact count and you could still put it on your list

oh. folk dancing aint that bad,, once you're off your face and doin it for a dare..

aye be takin the mick

>> Try everything once: except incest and folk dancing ...<<

how many times should you try those, then?

RF

incest - never
insect - perhaps the once
folk dancing - at least 13 times... in different place every time


I want to dip my toes in all of the great seas and oceans of the world
see whales off the pacific coast of Canada (they were out to lunch last time i went lookin) do a parachute jump, buy a hundred white roses and give em to my mother and tell her how much i love her, do the 'city slicker' thing for a week or 2, go to one incredibly decadent ball in the most beautiful clothes, with no expense spared, learn to play the banjo,make mad passionate love in the surf at dusk on a remote island beach,
learn to make new england clam chowder the way they do in boston,
and become house proud

thats just the few that come immediately to mind


oh, and streak at a middlesbrough cup final match
(but i should really lose the beer belly first



aye

I trust that is a Tropical beach and not an island in the Outer Hebrides.........?