h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

I think all silliness should be immediately banned from h2. Here are some initial suggestions:

No more badgers.

2legs would have to be put on lifetime premod (and footbacon too maybe).

We could get some of those internet police thingys to patrol Ask and make sure that all new convos are in strict accordance with the ban.

Anyone caught mentioning n*ghth**v*r or Th*ng*t* will be made to read the entire backlog of the WWW americans thread.

Any other suggestions?

I just suggested this to the mushrooms, and tey agree totally, they did suggest that perhaps the pineapples be put on pre mod too, as they do tend to talk on a lot about the petunia's and lamposts.

I've sat here 10 mins trying to work out if you're serious or not.

No more badgers? Fair enough.

*considers introducing a colony of wombats to fill the void, and maybe the occasional bandicoot*

presumably putting animal noises in one's name would also be banned?

In France they use the words 'groin groin' to represent the noise a pig makes. So this would bar me from using my other name 'emancipation of the groin'.

And I thought I was welcome here ..........................

but if the sillyness of h2g2 was banned, there would be about only a tenth of everything on the site that would remain!

plus, of course, an attempt to ban silliness on H2G2 would bring the spectre of DNA back with a vengence to tell us to stop taking life so d*mn seriously I mean come on, the majority of the guide is already far to sensible to really be called the HHGTTG!

Keep the silliness, get rid of the whinging - fireworks this, youth of today that - Grrrrr! Until later....
BCNU - Crescent

Plus, just think of all those disenfranchised badgers wondering the streets

I think we should get rid of the Seriousness and keep the silliness. There is some seriously unfluffy people on the site.





(the effect of this divide on the Family Ness, will be devasting)

I think we should tear the whole thing down, concrete it over and build a 1/5th size replica on the spot were it stood, made entirely out of Platypus droppings ...

I think that the voices in my head are a force for good in the development of the internal soul, where inner development shall outspoke all before, and where we must otherthrow the diatonic scale and replace it with a lot of lampposts

" think we should tear the whole thing down, concrete it over..."
What? What!?!
I call for an immediate meeting of the H2G2 Residents against Progress! We should have a march, and print some leaflets, and send a petition to the Home Secretary!

Not just that we'll April, May and June and get full sized leaves and send a craptiton to all secretaraies homes.. Yeah.....

I demand the relase of all badgers held in captivity by those that seek to distroy the insanity and sillyness of the blobles

Ve vill *Albert's been flying over Germany* spit in ze eye of your Internet Police Thingies, ve vill get ze Thingites to out Thing zem and zer .....

Badgers...don't you talk to ME about BADGERS...I can't sleep at night because of it...sometimes I wake up in a cold sweat, nightmaring about them...they sometimes frighten me...and I never know what to do...badgersbadgersbadgers AAAAAH THERE IT GOES AGAIN *sobs* Oh god, make it stop, make it stop...I can't take this anymore. I think I'm going insane...my--my life is being t-torn apart...I can't take it...badgNOOOOO this can't go on...someone help...please...

Ahh, so its not just me that gets that then?