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The School of Scientists game
Gnomon - time to move on Posted Sep 1, 2004
Lucifer, if you don't get your assignment in on time, there'll be hell to pay! And try and keep it neat, I'd the devil's own job reading the last one.
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Ugi - Keeper of typos & spelling errers - MAT (see A575912) Posted Sep 1, 2004
Right, Dmitri, I want your group to stack those tables - but weight 'till next period.
If you don't stop that spinning now Niels I'll put you into orbit.
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paulh, vaccinated against the Omigod Variant Posted Feb 20, 2018
How do you predict when your hardboiled egg will be ready?
You use Boyle's Law.
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ITIWBS Posted Feb 20, 2018
Fizzeau, carbonated water is Priestley's gag!
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paulh, vaccinated against the Omigod Variant Posted Feb 21, 2018
Gregor Mendel was very proper in his garden. He minded his peas and cukes.
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ITIWBS Posted Feb 21, 2018
The Paige typesetting machine was un-Edisonian.
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paulh, vaccinated against the Omigod Variant Posted Feb 21, 2018
I sometimes wonder who told Ben Franklin to fly a kite?
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Gnomon - time to move on Posted Feb 23, 2018
Berners Lee! Leave that spider alone.
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paulh, vaccinated against the Omigod Variant Posted Feb 23, 2018
I offered a recipe for apple pie to Isaac Newton's wife.
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ITIWBS Posted Feb 24, 2018
Schwartzschild, but it spins so!
It makes me dizzy!
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paulh, vaccinated against the Omigod Variant Posted Feb 24, 2018
When Rene needed water, he drilled a Dec-artesian well.
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Gnomon - time to move on Posted Feb 26, 2018
Good scientist jokes, paulh, but not "school of scientists" jokes. The format is the teacher reprimanding the child who will later become a famous scientist or inventor.
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Orcus Posted Feb 26, 2018
Put down those scissors leave your hair alone, Oppenheimer. You have become the destroyer of curls!
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paulh, vaccinated against the Omigod Variant Posted Feb 27, 2018
Albert Einstein, you need to study your math more!
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- 201: Gnomon - time to move on (Sep 1, 2004)
- 202: Ugi - Keeper of typos & spelling errers - MAT (see A575912) (Sep 1, 2004)
- 203: Mrs Zen (Sep 1, 2004)
- 204: paulh, vaccinated against the Omigod Variant (Feb 20, 2018)
- 205: ITIWBS (Feb 20, 2018)
- 206: paulh, vaccinated against the Omigod Variant (Feb 21, 2018)
- 207: ITIWBS (Feb 21, 2018)
- 208: paulh, vaccinated against the Omigod Variant (Feb 21, 2018)
- 209: Gnomon - time to move on (Feb 23, 2018)
- 210: paulh, vaccinated against the Omigod Variant (Feb 23, 2018)
- 211: ITIWBS (Feb 24, 2018)
- 212: paulh, vaccinated against the Omigod Variant (Feb 24, 2018)
- 213: Gnomon - time to move on (Feb 26, 2018)
- 214: Orcus (Feb 26, 2018)
- 215: paulh, vaccinated against the Omigod Variant (Feb 27, 2018)
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