h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Take that cat out of the box, Schrodinger (sp?)

Bach! Stop humming, this is not music class!

And before I get ed at, he was an inventor...of songs

I killed it

This thread's made of sterner stuff than you think.

Pick yourself up MacAdam. On the surface you're quite hard but underneath there's a good foundation.

Don't take that line with me, Euclid! Get to the point.

Comfort, what on earth are you doing with Westheimer?

Well, I have to say, there are no flies on you, Mendel.

Fermat, you've scraped a pass by a small margin.

Grimm, stop telling tales.

Don't run with that in your mouth Lovelace, you'll choke.

F

I'm really not interested where you've come from Philippides, just cool down and get your breath back

Campbell why are you always in such a rush?

Sax, bend that flute back until it's the shape you found it in!



Umm, I've no idea *what* this is, Mr. Gadget. Care to explain to me how it works?



Shrapnel, a grenade is lethal enough without you adding anything!

RF

That's an interesting jungle gym Bucky, but don't you think it's too big for the younger kids?

Seaborg! You can't make up your own elements, I don't care what you hear from Fermi.

And Feynman! Stop those meaningless doodlings!


- JD

Pay attention Baird, and then you'll get the picture.

Come on Galilleo, you can do it if you stretch yourself.

From his report: "Copernicus runs rings round the rest of the class"

Galilleo, Figaro you seem very Bohemiam after that last Rapsody, its probably Mercury's fault.

Pavlov!! The class gerbil has already eaten! And put my bell down!

Freud - put it away, the girls just aren't interested.

Jung, you'll go far if you stop dreaming.

Berne, it isn't a game.

Mercator stop projecting and listen, the shortist distance between two points is a straight line. You're getting confused with a plumb line lad.