h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

"I'm only here for the beer!"

and more recently...

"Yes Mrs Patterson, no Mrs Patterson."

I'm new to this conversation so please forgive me if someone has already mentioned the happy demise of the irritating "Whaaaaaassssssssup?"

thank the lord that bud realised that was a very VERY annoying commercial that spawned a very very annoying catchphrase

marking

Did cat's quit getting stuck in trees, or did fireman just quit saving them?

Oooh no! Our local radio station ran a piece about a kitten being rescued by the fire brigade only last week!

I guess I just fell out of the loop. I remember it mentioned in alot of my childhood story book's. Tupid cat's.

Yabadabadoo, Booboo.

Slade are number 1..........

A WHOLE shilling for a pint of ale? We're going to hell in a hand cart!

"If you look in the mirror at midnight and say the lord's prayer backwards you will see the devil".

"Shares are the best investment"

Tee hee...

That Tony Blair, I would trust him to be a fair and honest leader.....

"if you look into the mirror in the school toilets and say candyman 5 times he comes to get you"

That David James is a solid 'keeper...

" I really really really wanna zig-a-zig-ahhh!"

Swing it, shake it, move it, make it,
Who do you think you are?

I have it on good authority, from one of the UK's best DJs who is well known to H2G2, that this old spicey number is packing the dance floors. The reunion won't be long off.

Old Geezeers saying to young whippersnappers:
"Oi! Clear off my Garden! I fought in the Boer War for the likes of you!"

St Etienne.

Do the Shake N Vac to put the freshness back.

Kids shouting E X T E R M I N A T E ! as they go round pretending to be Daleks