h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

what a difference a comma (or lack of it) makes!

Indeed! Comma placement can be all important, and that's the truth...

tee hee alex you crazy monkey you know what i means

*pulls out dictator phone* note to self, add, more, commas, when required (d'oh)

Sorry Himura, I couldn't resist.
It was the placement of that smiley as well. Classic!!

why thank you im here 5 days a week, *blows kisses* dont forget to buy refreshments from the counter.



"oh my god they killed kenny"

the 8.15 from Manchester, the 8.15 from Manchester

'Supergun'

"Saddam Hussain's Weapon Horde"

"I mean that sincerely."

and the speaker really does

Trimphones

'oooh...yeah' sample in songs

Robert Powell voiceover in TV adverts

Football songs where the whole team sings the song.

"Are you sitting comfortably?
Then I'll begin."

"A house, a door.
Windows, one, two, three, four."

Playskool!

psychedellic

I wish me hair would keep out of me eyes

"It could be you"

"John Kettley is a weatherman"

Film commercials done by the man with the husky voice

"Charlie says..."

"I 'ope yer ave yer liberty bodice on under that, gotta keep yer chessies warm yer know."

zdt*bet only 3 people on here have a clue what i'm on about*

"That was a public information film."

"And now, before the news, an urgent call for a Mrs. Glady Pring, last heard of living in Chelmsford/on holiday in Bognor, to contact her brother Ron as their mother is dangerously ill."

"Due to the Government's reporting restrictions, Mr. Adams's words are spoken by an actor."

"Viewers in Scotland have their own programme."

The national anthem played before the television closed down for the night.

H.