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Things you never hear anymore
~ jwf ~ scribblo ergo sum Started conversation May 14, 2004
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Things you never hear anymore:
"Hanging's too good for them!"
~jwf~
Things you never hear anymore
Shagrath (Join the Metal Appreciators' Society @ A2556489) Posted May 14, 2004
Well, great. Now I've heard it. So it's no longer a thing I don't hear anymore. 
Anyway...I don't ever hear anyone say "Off with his head!"
Things you never hear anymore
The Reverend Something or Other Posted May 14, 2004
"String 'em up, it'll teach 'em a lesson!"
Old commercial high-lighting false church-goers.
Things you never hear anymore
Mol - on the new tablet Posted May 14, 2004
"It's good for children to be out in the sun"
Sigh.
Mol
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The Reverend Something or Other Posted May 14, 2004
"Spare the rod, spoil the child"
How many kids have today's version of a 'rod'?
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AlexoOo Posted May 14, 2004
"Children should be seen and not heard"
Yeah, and definately not mugging people, doing drugs and going joyriding.
(I must be getting old!)
Alex
Things you never hear anymore
The Reverend Something or Other Posted May 14, 2004
Harry Chapin "Cat's in the cradle" on the radio
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The Groob Posted May 17, 2004
Car horns that play tunes.
Town criers
Demis Rousos
Railway excuses involving snow
A capela radio jingles
Eurovision hosts repeating everything in five languages
Kettle whistles
The characteristic drone of WWII planes
The song 'we shall overcome' at demonstrations
One man bands. (You still get people playing one instrument but I haven't seen a one man band for years)
"The famous Tottenham Hostpur went to Rome to see the pope" song.
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BITE ME!!!!!!!! Posted May 17, 2004
"see a penny pick it up all day long you'l have goodluck"
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Beatrice Posted May 17, 2004
Ooh, I say that one all the time! But usually my version goes:
"See a pin (or penny) pick it up, and all day long you'll have a pin!"
What I never hear any more is the Belfast Telegraph sellers yelling
"Saaaaxth Tellaaaaaaay!!!"
Probabaly becasue I don't live in Belfast anymore
Things you never hear anymore
BITE ME!!!!!!!! Posted May 17, 2004
he he he maybe because u dont live there u donthear it unless u have v.good hearing.
"il box your ears"
"get out of this classroom you dont throw pens at peolples eyes"- maybe coz im not at school anymore he he he
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A Super Furry Animal Posted May 17, 2004
"Thank you" when you hold a door open for the person behind you. 
RF
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the third man(temporary armistice)n strike) Posted May 17, 2004
He's a smashing bloke that Gary Glitter.
Things you never hear anymore
BITE ME!!!!!!!! Posted May 17, 2004
"PLEASE" AND "THANK YOU"
PPL HAVE LOST THERE MANNERS
Things you never hear anymore
A Super Furry Animal Posted May 17, 2004
WHAT WAS THAT? You might like to look up two posts.
Shhhh!
RF
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~ jwf ~ scribblo ergo sum Posted May 18, 2004
"Please proceed quickly and quietly to the shelters and wait for the all clear signal. Please proceed quickly and quietly to the shelters and wait for the all clear signal. Please proceed qui..."
~jwf~
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BITE ME!!!!!!!! Posted May 19, 2004
HERES A GOOD1 U NEVER SEE FUN PPL ON H2G2
Things you never hear anymore
the third man(temporary armistice)n strike) Posted May 19, 2004
It's Friday...It's five to five..and it's.. CRACKERJACK!!!!!
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Things you never hear anymore
- 1: ~ jwf ~ scribblo ergo sum (May 14, 2004)
- 2: Shagrath (Join the Metal Appreciators' Society @ A2556489) (May 14, 2004)
- 3: The Reverend Something or Other (May 14, 2004)
- 4: Mol - on the new tablet (May 14, 2004)
- 5: The Reverend Something or Other (May 14, 2004)
- 6: AlexoOo (May 14, 2004)
- 7: The Reverend Something or Other (May 14, 2004)
- 8: ~ jwf ~ scribblo ergo sum (May 15, 2004)
- 9: The Groob (May 17, 2004)
- 10: BITE ME!!!!!!!! (May 17, 2004)
- 11: Beatrice (May 17, 2004)
- 12: BITE ME!!!!!!!! (May 17, 2004)
- 13: The Groob (May 17, 2004)
- 14: A Super Furry Animal (May 17, 2004)
- 15: the third man(temporary armistice)n strike) (May 17, 2004)
- 16: BITE ME!!!!!!!! (May 17, 2004)
- 17: A Super Furry Animal (May 17, 2004)
- 18: ~ jwf ~ scribblo ergo sum (May 18, 2004)
- 19: BITE ME!!!!!!!! (May 19, 2004)
- 20: the third man(temporary armistice)n strike) (May 19, 2004)
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