h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

And how big yer arse is.

bertie i would say you look smashin in a kilt

i have no idea what size kilt i am

i am interested to know can i vomit under water, but not that keen to do the test..
i know i cant swollow underwear, so does that cancel me out for the underwear vomiting study??

Thank you Aye bee, you've got to have the knees to look good in a kilt.

By the way didn't I see you on Channel 4 last night, gluging cider and eating curried goat in between Arrghs?

yay! another hugh fearly-whittingstall fan.
i think he's excellent.
equally good on the discovery channel where he's been doing the food thing a shed-load longer than that jamie oliver johnny come lately person.

but can he vomit underwater?

A little ferret told me that Mrs WA has bought me the River Cottage Meat Book for crimboe. Hoo Yuss

Can Mrs WA vomit underwater?

I've set up a competition between her and Hugh Fernley-What'is name. Put a fiver on Hugh

when asked who i'd liked to be marooned on a desert island with i chose hugh and betty page.
and ray mears.
we'd be fine

Useless fact just gleamed from a comic strip:

Madagascar is just slightly less than twice the size of Arizona.

Arizona's Capitol is Phoenix.

... and the Phoenix lives over 500 years.....

I had the high score on the "Phoenix" game at Debbie's Dairy Dip in Bacliff, TX in 1982.

I can still hear the sound FX.

the shed outside my window has 15 holes in it
i can see this cos there's someone in there with lights on and the holws light up like ikkle stars

.. wasnt me gluggin cider bertie old chap, but it's a great idea.. that's my new plan for the evening.
my old plan involved doing paperwork and drinking tea
new plan involves gluggin cider, feet up and watching dvds...
i might even try to swallow some underwear later on if the opportunity arises..

Did you manage the underwear, AB?

Wilma

In India its cheaper to pay for sex than it is to buy a condom.

Can i bring some poppadums back for anyone?

I've no experience with that fact! I read it half an hour ago and thought of this thread.

Jeremy Beadle's famous 'little hand' became that way when he was travelling on a train as a child, put his head out of the window and a fly flew in his mouth.