h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Similar to the sex thread, this is a thread for introducing new concepts for TV series by readjusting a letter or two of existing programmes.

Bookside : catch up on the the latest goings on on an exciting Liverpool bookshelf.

Casually : At the hospital where someone gets round to treating you eventually.

Countrypile : A look back to the days of foot and mouth epidemic.

Songs Of Haze : 60s pop stars reminisce about the decade that everyone forgot.

Whife drop, absailing for married couples.

Changing underware, teenager series, informatitive and educational.

Countup, for the more advanced countdown listerner.

Eastfenders, an east end car mechanic plans to steal all the fenders on 1960's cars left in the UK, and form his own used fender selling shop.

Corination chicken, cookery programme.

Can't eat won't eat, Diet cooking programme.

Ready steady hook, fly fishing programme.

Live ringers, Bell ringing soap, following the antics of a group of bell ringers from Norfolk in their quest to fame and fortune.


Blue pewter, documentary, following 'extreme beer drinking' antics of some Northerners.

Garage hill, reality TV, a film crew films the inside happenings of a rural garage on top of a hill.

I'm Alan Porridge - Comedy starring the man of chat in prison!!!

Mewsnight, phylosophical programme, presented by Brian Suel.

A Question of Port......Oz Clark on the benefits of Gout.
Charlie's Angles........The pros and cons of women wearing Underwear.
Colombus................Raincoated Detective searches for New World.
Thinnerbirds............Trinny and Suzannah Tracy do dinner.
Captain Starlet.........Indestructable Simon Cowell's Fame Acadamy.
The Living Punnett......Life in a Batchelor's Fridge.
Holyday.................Vacations at the Vatican.
Selvedge Squad..........Needlepoint Counterpoint.
Six in the City.........George tells the other Famous Five members she's pregnant.

Have I Got Hughs For You : An insight into the workings of BBC Wales.

Fiends - American comedy with devilishly good scripts.

Maths of the Day - some sort of educational program.
Mews at 10 - all about the goings on in a quaint but expensive city setting.
Top of the Hops - This week new in at number 8, Worthington best bitter.
Dr WHO - A documentary about the World Health Organisation.
The week at Pestminster - The work of an inner city rat catcher examined.

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The weakest stink - Game show hosted by Anne Robinson in which the contestants guess the smell

Ground zero - Paul Merton asks celebraties which objects should be brought back from the wastelessness of Room 101

The weakest stink - Game show hosted by Anne Robinson in which the contestants guess the smell

Broom 101 - Paul Merton asks celebraties which cleaning utencils they like best!!!

Buffy The Samphire Slayer - the adventures of a teenage girl who ruthlessly uproots the aromatic herb wherever she finds it.

Ally McBean......Calista marries Rowan, with hilarious results

Tellytabbies - A programme about cats that watch TV

Arenal - Kidney transplant patients talk about their experiences

Stash in the Attic - How to "grow your own"

This Mourning - recently bereaved people share their stories

Bargain Punt - cheap boating ideas

The Bull - a programme on how to impress your mates down the pub

Richard & Judas - how "that shoplifting story" got leaked to the press

How Clean is your Horse - mucking out tips for all you equestrians

Xena: Worrier Princess - a look at the problems a princess has to endure

Sales of the Unexpected - wierd eBay items that people buy

Mime Team - a game show where archaeologists dig things up and then describe them without words

Big Strong Buoys - how to navigate through shipping lanes

Airpout - cabin crew show off their cosmetic surgery




...enough already!

The Samsons.......Everyone's favourite dysfunctional family of Biblical strong men


Tomorrow's Mould....an in-depth insight into the items lurking at the back of your fridge


Bog Brother.....let's watch the housemates get drunk and fight with each other in the loo

FA:LL - An evening programme based upon the number of viwers based on the previous week!!!

The Leakiest Wink .with the same presenter obviously
I'm a Celebrity .Let me die here like the useless waste of DNA i am. (might be pushing the strands remit?)

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Spice - Above And Beyond: Follows the careers of Scary, Posh, Baby, Ginger and Sporty.

Spar Trek: To boldly go to mini markets where no man has gone before.

Big Blather: Put a bunch of people who've never met in a house and let them talk b*ll*cks to each other been done already

Bloke's 7: The adventures of a bloke and seven of his mates. Going down the pub, mostly,

*that last one's made me laugh so much I snorted out loud, and am currently attracting unwanted attention from my co-w*rkers*

Men Behaving Sadly - Comedy about two depressed men living in a flat.
Neighbours - A soap about a row of stables.
Carnation Street - A soap about life in an evaporated milk factory.
Blokation, Cloakation Rotation - Men in coats spinning a lot.

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