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New sexual practices.

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badger party tony party green party

Allegro, is actually a quickie in a small car.

Mondeo, is sex with a travelling salesman.

Sympatico, is sex with someone you feel sorry for or feels sorry for you.
Crscendo, wakes the neighbours.

Pitzzicato, refers to plucking strings from your teeth after an oral duet.

Thai curry loving, like the name suggests is hot and sweet.


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Post 22

intelligent moose (the one true H2G2 Moose)

Or Illuminatio - Sex with a member of the secret ruling elite behind all major events of the past century.


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Post 23

The Groob

Harpo - sex with someone who doesn't make much noise

Dodo - sex with someone who's dead or seems like it

Guano - cr*p sex


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Post 24

Heleloo - Red Dragon Incarnate

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*puts head back on*


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Post 25

Teuchter

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Some really funny definitions - especially 'guano'!


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Post 26

Teuchter

Just though of another one..

Celebratio - having sex only three times a year - Birthday, Christmas and Wedding Anniversary.


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Post 27

The Groob

Dido : very bland sex


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badger party tony party green party

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Post 29

COMPO (Keeper of the smelly wellies) join me for some Summer Wine

DYAFINKYSAURUS= rather risky outdoor activities
BOUNDOVER = bondage
BROADBAND = marks left from the above


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Post 30

Teuchter

Traditio - Missionary Position - with optional Jazz
Cornucopio - lots of sex, in a field


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Post 31

Heleloo - Red Dragon Incarnate



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Clever


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Post 32

Pink Paisley

Anticipatio - Waiting to have sex.
Aprehensio - Worrying about having sex.
Legislatio - Sex with a judge.
Aer lingus - Sex on an Ireland bound aircraft.

PP


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Post 33

Pink Paisley

Attentio - Knee trembler.

PP


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Post 34

COMPO (Keeper of the smelly wellies) join me for some Summer Wine

PINNOCHIO= Sex with no strings attached


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Post 35

Spike

Woolitico. Practiced by lonely sheep farmers

Multiplexico. Furtive sex in rear of cinema you thought was empty
but isnt.

The Shhhhio refusal of sex "in case we wake the kids"


Falcidico what happens when you do wake the kids and hear the "Dad
i need a drink of water"


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Post 36

~:*-Venus-*:~

Galelleo . sex in a ships kitchen
Eureka . sex with someone smelly smiley - yuk
Cornetto . sex with a trumpet player


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Post 37

Pink Paisley

Mingus - sex with a jazz musician.

PP


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Post 38

~:*-Venus-*:~

Olivio . the girl that spreads easy

smiley - blush i really must stop thinking of these!!


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Post 39

Pandora...Born Again Tart

Trestle-Vibrationious: sex on a trestle whilst a train rumbles over ~
shaking things up.smiley - tongueoutSo to speak. smiley - whistle

:::disclaimer:::very dangerous & may cause train conductors various types of stress & / or being called 'lair' as well as other unkind things by other trian / transport personnel:::

smiley - bigeyesI jussss love this thread. smiley - biggrin
ANY thread where the vast majority of posts makes me laugh loud enough to startle the doberman is my type of thread! smiley - laugh

This is a true: 'giggle-maker'! Thank you (all) I really needed that! smiley - cheers

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Post 40

dasilva

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