h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

I get wound up very easily...sometimes by the smallest things.

The words mountain and molehill spring to mind!!

TV show announcers. Did I mention them?

The idiot earlier said "tune in to see if Jonathon Edwards can end his career with a gold medal".

Now come on. Is there anyone alive who seriously thinks Jonathon Edwards is capable of winning gold this evening? Sure, claim he can win a medal, but to try to create excitement about something that can't possibly happen is stupidity.

Don't get me wrong. If JE won gold by some miracle I'd run naked round the block. But the best he can realistically hope for is silver.

let me start by saying i hate the whole human race .
Infact i keep looking out of my window to see if i can spot a comet on collision course with this tiny planet we call home
+ I also hate the yoome monitors thier the lot of them

Ah yes, TV presenters. I'll name Martin Brundle - says really stupid things with none of the character that made Mr Walker likeable. You can't throw a gauntlet down firmly, even if you are Michael Schumacher (or whoever he said it about). I wouldn't like him shot though, just made redundant.

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Did anyone see Yoko Ono's answer to a question put to her:

Q: "Who would you kill if you could get away with it"

A: "A few politicians."


Amen to that.

oi oi gander you are right tony blair should be put to the sword eh

avid merrion. i agree. a muddyfunster of the highest degree.

What's the name of the presenter for UTV who always wears a little dicky-bow and speaks as if he's just crawled out of a vat of smug? You know the one. He seems to encapsulate just about every terrible aspect of TV imaginable. It may not help that all he ever gets to announce is Coronation St, A Touch of Frost or a Bond film.

Avid Merrion I quite liked in the first series, but by now he's getting as boring as the last episode in a series of Trigger Happy TV, when you know absolutely everything that's going to happen...

Des O' Connor.

what about him on breakfast tv on the bbc . i think is name is dermot murnaghan , hes dead smug . i wish he would just go away never to be seen again off smuggy

Julian Simmons?