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Whats wrong with the human inhabitants of planet Earth

Post 1

a visitor to planet earth

They think they are special, but they are just average life-forms.


Whats wrong with the human inhabitants of planet Earth

Post 2

BouncyBitInTheMiddle

I swear I have never met a species so damned egotistical as those bloody homo sapiens.

And what the hell is with the toilet paper thing?

Don't even get me started on their idea of a "film plot".


Whats wrong with the human inhabitants of planet Earth

Post 3

creachy

in the defense of human inhabitants everywhere smiley - tongueout


Whats wrong with the human inhabitants of planet Earth

Post 4

If the universe is infinite, then im "a" center, 21+4^1+8+9=42

why do u need to wear clothes?


Whats wrong with the human inhabitants of planet Earth

Post 5

Just Justin... (ACE)

I can't believe you're saying that there's something wrong with humans! They would have to be the smartest beings here on Earth! We created stuff like wars and other stuff


Whats wrong with the human inhabitants of planet Earth

Post 6

Xanatic

Chimps got wars as well.

And I bet hamsters think they are the supreme lifeform, they just can't tell us.


Whats wrong with the human inhabitants of planet Earth

Post 7

kea ~ Far out in the uncharted backwaters of the unfashionable end of the western spiral arm of the Galaxy lies a small, unregarded but very well read blue and white website

I thought it was the smiley - mousesmiley - mousesmiley - mouse that were at the top of the intelligence pile.


btw, where I live clothes are there to prevent hypothermia.

smiley - smiley


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Post 8

egon

Whhere I live, wearing clothes prevents criminal charges...


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Post 9

a visitor to planet earth

Calling planet Earth.....


Whats wrong with the human inhabitants of planet Earth

Post 10

creachy

yes?


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Post 11

Serephina

Whats wrong with humans? They're human that what!


Whats wrong with the human inhabitants of planet Earth

Post 12

creachy

we smellsmiley - tongueout


Whats wrong with the human inhabitants of planet Earth

Post 13

Serephina

Speak for yourself babe.. i only smell nice..smiley - biggrin


Whats wrong with the human inhabitants of planet Earth

Post 14

Cheerful Dragon

Any creature with a nose smells! smiley - tongueout


Whats wrong with the human inhabitants of planet Earth

Post 15

creachy

we're also boredsmiley - yawn


Whats wrong with the human inhabitants of planet Earth

Post 16

R. Daneel Olivaw -- (User 201118) (Member FFFF, ARS, and DOS) ( -O- )

I'd say their problem is that they're primates. Frankly, primates don't get along with those outside their tribe very well, so intelligent primates like H. tryoglitis and H. sapiens can be dangerous and stupid.


Whats wrong with the human inhabitants of planet Earth

Post 17

rooftiler - back again, for another bit at least

They're actually Golgafrinchans, and have distorted the program for deriving the Question...

Sorry, seem to have lapsed into DNA refs... normal service will be resumed shortly...


Whats wrong with the human inhabitants of planet Earth

Post 18

Queeglesproggit - Keeper of the evil Thingite Avon Lady Army and Mary Poppins's bag of darkness..

Damn! I was going to say that!

Still, at least you'll get tomato'd rather than me... HA!

smiley - borgsmiley - tomato


Whats wrong with the human inhabitants of planet Earth

Post 19

rooftiler - back again, for another bit at least

- quack quack

smiley - smileysmiley - tongueout


Whats wrong with the human inhabitants of planet Earth

Post 20

kea ~ Far out in the uncharted backwaters of the unfashionable end of the western spiral arm of the Galaxy lies a small, unregarded but very well read blue and white website

*twiddles opposable thumbs*


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