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Elephants.
Dr Deckchair Funderlik Started conversation Feb 27, 2003
They say that an elephant never forgets. But what does an elephant have to remember?
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Clive the flying ostrich: Amateur Polymath | Chief Heretic. Posted Feb 27, 2003
Anniversary of the Missus? 
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Snowman - For a story click my name you know you want to Posted Feb 27, 2003
Kids birthdays?
Snowman 
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Clive the flying ostrich: Amateur Polymath | Chief Heretic. Posted Feb 27, 2003
The phone number of the dolphins for when the world ends?
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Sierra Indigo - now Cheesecakethulhu flavoured Posted Feb 27, 2003
I don't know what they have to remember, but whatever you do, don't think about the pink elephant.
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Snowman - For a story click my name you know you want to Posted Feb 28, 2003
Whether they've got enough air miles to fly with Dumbo?
Snowman
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Cloviscat Posted Feb 28, 2003
Their love of opera:
http://www.rathergood.com/elephants/
(Credit to U114627 - I stole this off his old U-page as my baby daughter was obsessed with it 
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Queeglesproggit - Keeper of the evil Thingite Avon Lady Army and Mary Poppins's bag of darkness.. Posted Feb 28, 2003
That is FANtastic!! 
to play again!
Q 
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2legs - Hey, babe, take a walk on the wild side... Posted Feb 28, 2003
Elephants have to remember to turn off the gas, feed the cats, and water the house plants. They also, and perhaps more importantly have to remember that it is 50 years ago since two guys wondered into teh Eagle pub, on bennets street Cambridge, UK, and announced they had discovered the structure of DNA.
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Leopardskinfynn... sexy mama Posted Feb 28, 2003
That rathergood site has some very funny kittens....
One that always makes me laugh is:
http://www.rathergood.com/vikings/
Or this one:
http://www.rathergood.com/independent_woman/
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Dr Deckchair Funderlik Posted Mar 1, 2003
What every elephant should keep in its personal organiser:
"Good morning ___(Elephant name here)____
Today, please remember:
(1) That you are an elephant. You are not: a lemur, a postman or an oil rig.
(2) What happened last time you thought you were an oil rig.
(3) You are spatio-temporally contiguous and very very big. So you can't use the London Underground.
(4) If you see a person pointing something at you, run.
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abbi normal "Putting on the Ritz" with Dr Frankenstein Posted Mar 2, 2003
Dumbo always makes me 
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Swiv (decrepit postgrad) Posted Mar 2, 2003
actually - I have a plan to test the theory that an elephant never forgets, I just have to get some money together and hope that the elephant lives in the same riverbed as before (and have a really good driver with me...)
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Metal Chicken Posted Mar 2, 2003
The location of the distant underground chamber where there're good salty rocks to lick and the precise positioning of the narrow bits of the pitch-dark tunnels on the way, to save all that head-banging. (In reference to the wonderful film sequence in the recent BBC 'Life of Mammals')
How to hold a paintbrush 
There's an elephant art conservation project working in some Asian countries to provide an alternative activity for elephants now they're not being emplyed in the logging industry. The paintings are then sold (at surprisingly high prices) to help pay for their care
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Dr Deckchair Funderlik Posted Mar 2, 2003
That is the most amazing and bizarre thing I have read in a long long time.
I presume the majority are abstract expressionists?
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- 1: Dr Deckchair Funderlik (Feb 27, 2003)
- 2: Clive the flying ostrich: Amateur Polymath | Chief Heretic. (Feb 27, 2003)
- 3: Snowman - For a story click my name you know you want to (Feb 27, 2003)
- 4: Fashion Cat (Feb 27, 2003)
- 5: Geggs (Feb 27, 2003)
- 6: Clive the flying ostrich: Amateur Polymath | Chief Heretic. (Feb 27, 2003)
- 7: dasilva (Feb 27, 2003)
- 8: Geggs (Feb 27, 2003)
- 9: Sierra Indigo - now Cheesecakethulhu flavoured (Feb 27, 2003)
- 10: abbi normal "Putting on the Ritz" with Dr Frankenstein (Feb 28, 2003)
- 11: Snowman - For a story click my name you know you want to (Feb 28, 2003)
- 12: Cloviscat (Feb 28, 2003)
- 13: Queeglesproggit - Keeper of the evil Thingite Avon Lady Army and Mary Poppins's bag of darkness.. (Feb 28, 2003)
- 14: 2legs - Hey, babe, take a walk on the wild side... (Feb 28, 2003)
- 15: Leopardskinfynn... sexy mama (Feb 28, 2003)
- 16: Dr Deckchair Funderlik (Mar 1, 2003)
- 17: abbi normal "Putting on the Ritz" with Dr Frankenstein (Mar 2, 2003)
- 18: Swiv (decrepit postgrad) (Mar 2, 2003)
- 19: Metal Chicken (Mar 2, 2003)
- 20: Dr Deckchair Funderlik (Mar 2, 2003)
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