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Lying competition
SolarFlareRider Posted Mar 4, 2005
News FLASH the general public is not being controlled through
suggestive brainwashing techniques, DONT PANIC. Is the USA's
new National Anthem. Furthermore, U.S. lifestyles are not inflicting
global harm...
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Artisan Posted Mar 5, 2005
I killed a Haggis once,with my bare hands!
It was in self-defence though, as I love animals really....
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SANCH0_PANSA Posted Mar 8, 2005
TERRY WOGAN AND I HAVE HAVE BEEN SMUGGLING HAMSTERS FROM WIGAN INTO CHORLEY VIA HIS ENORMOUS Y FRONTS
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Apollyon - Grammar Fascist Posted Mar 9, 2005
Part 6 of my lie series...
This morning I awoke on a space station built by a race of superintelligent weevils living inside the hollow Earth (which is, by the way, 6000 years old and orbited by the sun) who were doing experiments on my naughty bits to try and turn my physics class rep into a superintelligent superlethal superbeautiful android rhinoceros capable of taking male giant squids to places they never dreamed possible, if you don't catch my drift...
Will not continue later...
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Deb Posted Mar 9, 2005
Well, I'm obviously going to win this competition as I'm the only person who's bothered to post.
Deb 
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Apollyon - Grammar Fascist Posted Mar 10, 2005
Part 9 of my lie series...
At this point I leaped off the operating couch with a triple reverse somersault which got a score of at least 9.8 from all monkeys present (and there were wuite a few), than scrawled perfect ultra-l337 on the walls to drive the amoebae insane. When this was done, I fell into the mouth of a shark which fell out of the miniature whale we were in and plummetted to Earth. It exploded on the way, but right then a flying suacer driven by John Kerry emerged from hyperspace with its cargo hold around myself and Frodo Baggins, but no sooner were we safe than it was shot down by a large red bus piloted by the leather goddesses of phobos, and we crashed in the Sea of Tranquility, whioch is on Earth.
Will not continue later...
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Trin Tragula Posted Feb 15, 2006
What a completely rubbish hiding-place. And what a terrible old thread.
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STRANGELY STRANGE ( A brain on a spring ) Posted Feb 15, 2006
I have to agree, isn't it better to start new more interesting threads?
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swl Posted Feb 15, 2006
It happens to all men at some time or another. It really doesn't matter.
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clzoomer- a bit woobly Posted Feb 16, 2006
Yer all liars, cheats and pederasts, not that I'll hold that against you. 
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- 661: Dr E Vibenstein (You know it is, it really is.) (Mar 4, 2005)
- 662: SolarFlareRider (Mar 4, 2005)
- 663: Artisan (Mar 5, 2005)
- 664: Artisan (Mar 5, 2005)
- 665: HarpoNotMarx (((2*1)^6)-6-(2*8)=42 (Mar 8, 2005)
- 666: SANCH0_PANSA (Mar 8, 2005)
- 667: Apollyon - Grammar Fascist (Mar 9, 2005)
- 668: Deb (Mar 9, 2005)
- 669: Apollyon - Grammar Fascist (Mar 10, 2005)
- 670: Baconlefeets (Feb 15, 2006)
- 671: Trin Tragula (Feb 15, 2006)
- 672: STRANGELY STRANGE ( A brain on a spring ) (Feb 15, 2006)
- 673: swl (Feb 15, 2006)
- 674: clzoomer- a bit woobly (Feb 16, 2006)
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