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Best song titles made funnier by replacing the word "love" or "heart" with the word "knob"
Hoovooloo Started conversation Nov 5, 2002
I'm in puerile mood, so... any suggestions please for this game I used to play when I was young and drunk? Here's a few to start you off...
ZZ Top - Gimme all your knobbin'
Eurhythmics - There must be an angel (playing with my knob)
The Cult - Knob Removal Machine (
)
Taylor Dane - Tell it to my knob
Lionel Richie and Diana Ross - My endless knob
Billie Ray Cyrus - My Achy, Breaky Knob
Robert Palmer - Addicted to Knob
Tom Waits - Knob Attack and Vine.
Bonnie Tyler - Total Eclipse of the Knob
Any more?
H.
Best song titles made funnier by replacing the word "love" or "heart" with the word "knob"
Still Incognitas, Still Chairthingy, Still lurking, Still invisible, unnoticeable, missable, unseen, just haunting h2g2 Posted Nov 5, 2002
I may be bored BUT I'm not THAT bored.
Incog.
Best song titles made funnier by replacing the word "love" or "heart" with the word "knob"
Apparition™ (Mourning Empty the best uncle anyone could wish for) Posted Nov 6, 2002
beatles - all you kneed is knob
Best song titles made funnier by replacing the word "love" or "heart" with the word "knob"
Apparition™ (Mourning Empty the best uncle anyone could wish for) Posted Nov 6, 2002
CHRISTINA AGUILERA - knob will find a way
soapbox ministry - the sign on my knob reads vacancy
Best song titles made funnier by replacing the word "love" or "heart" with the word "knob"
Sneijder Posted Nov 6, 2002
Nirvana - Knob shaped box
SNIDE
Best song titles made funnier by replacing the word "love" or "heart" with the word "knob"
Chronicargonaut Posted Nov 6, 2002
Your're Cheatin' Knob? artist unknown
Knob Shaped Box- Nirvana (I think)
Best song titles made funnier by replacing the word "love" or "heart" with the word "knob"
Haylle (Nyssabird) ? mg to recovery Posted Nov 6, 2002
Led Zep - Livin', Knobbin Maid
Best song titles made funnier by replacing the word "love" or "heart" with the word "knob"
Apparition™ (Mourning Empty the best uncle anyone could wish for) Posted Nov 6, 2002
my knob will go on
Best song titles made funnier by replacing the word "love" or "heart" with the word "knob"
Chronicargonaut Posted Nov 6, 2002
Knob Shack b52's
Knob to Knob you - Donna Summer
Best song titles made funnier by replacing the word "love" or "heart" with the word "knob"
Sneijder Posted Nov 6, 2002
Marc Almond should really have his 'Tainted Knob' looked at
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Best song titles made funnier by replacing the word "love" or "heart" with the word "knob"
Sneijder Posted Nov 6, 2002
St. Winnifreds School Choir, Grandma we kn.....
I can't do it.
SNIDE
Best song titles made funnier by replacing the word "love" or "heart" with the word "knob"
Chronicargonaut Posted Nov 6, 2002
Knob changes everything- Michael Ball
Best song titles made funnier by replacing the word "love" or "heart" with the word "knob"
Apparition™ (Mourning Empty the best uncle anyone could wish for) Posted Nov 6, 2002
The Sparkles - He Can't Knob You
Jerry Reed - Knob Appeal
knob break hotel
Brenda Lee - Knob in Hand 
Best song titles made funnier by replacing the word "love" or "heart" with the word "knob"
Chronicargonaut Posted Nov 6, 2002
The Power of Knob- Frankie Goes to Hollywood
Best song titles made funnier by replacing the word "love" or "heart" with the word "knob"
Apparition™ (Mourning Empty the best uncle anyone could wish for) Posted Nov 6, 2002
Lou Millet - knob of stone
Bob Burton - knob of steel
Ric Cartey - knob throb
Billy "Crash" Craddock - heavenly knob
Best song titles made funnier by replacing the word "love" or "heart" with the word "knob"
Sneijder Posted Nov 6, 2002
I recall Sir Elton John requesting 'Don't go breaking my knob'
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Best song titles made funnier by replacing the word "love" or "heart" with the word "knob"
Apparition™ (Mourning Empty the best uncle anyone could wish for) Posted Nov 6, 2002
Yes and the and the answer was "I couldn't if I tried"
Best song titles made funnier by replacing the word "love" or "heart" with the word "knob"
Sneijder Posted Nov 6, 2002
Quick root through bosses Bryan Adams albums :
MTV Unplugged : When you knob someone
A little knob
Live Live Live: Knobs on fire
Theres a top ten in here somewhere, then maybe we can all start using these beige boxes in front of us for something a little more constructive.
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how about replacing 'baby' with 'saddam'.
Best song titles made funnier by replacing the word "love" or "heart" with the word "knob"
Chronicargonaut Posted Nov 6, 2002
Are you on the right conversation thread?
Mentioning Saddam, maybe you should be on the other topic- that one about the war with Iraq, or something.
Best song titles made funnier by replacing the word "love" or "heart" with the word "knob"
Emee, out from under the rock Posted Nov 6, 2002
Dixie Chicks: I Can Knob You Better
Dixie Chicks: Knobing Arms
Dixie Chicks: Tonight the Knob-ache's on Me
Paula Cole: Feelin' Knob
R.E.M.: The One I Knob
Fiona Apple: To your Knob
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Best song titles made funnier by replacing the word "love" or "heart" with the word "knob"
- 1: Hoovooloo (Nov 5, 2002)
- 2: Still Incognitas, Still Chairthingy, Still lurking, Still invisible, unnoticeable, missable, unseen, just haunting h2g2 (Nov 5, 2002)
- 3: Apparition™ (Mourning Empty the best uncle anyone could wish for) (Nov 6, 2002)
- 4: Apparition™ (Mourning Empty the best uncle anyone could wish for) (Nov 6, 2002)
- 5: Sneijder (Nov 6, 2002)
- 6: Chronicargonaut (Nov 6, 2002)
- 7: Haylle (Nyssabird) ? mg to recovery (Nov 6, 2002)
- 8: Apparition™ (Mourning Empty the best uncle anyone could wish for) (Nov 6, 2002)
- 9: Chronicargonaut (Nov 6, 2002)
- 10: Sneijder (Nov 6, 2002)
- 11: Sneijder (Nov 6, 2002)
- 12: Chronicargonaut (Nov 6, 2002)
- 13: Apparition™ (Mourning Empty the best uncle anyone could wish for) (Nov 6, 2002)
- 14: Chronicargonaut (Nov 6, 2002)
- 15: Apparition™ (Mourning Empty the best uncle anyone could wish for) (Nov 6, 2002)
- 16: Sneijder (Nov 6, 2002)
- 17: Apparition™ (Mourning Empty the best uncle anyone could wish for) (Nov 6, 2002)
- 18: Sneijder (Nov 6, 2002)
- 19: Chronicargonaut (Nov 6, 2002)
- 20: Emee, out from under the rock (Nov 6, 2002)
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