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101 Ways to Tell that the public toilet you are in is not a very nice one
Xanatic Posted Nov 2, 2002
I've never seen them in Germany, and my German roommates also found them weird.
101 Ways to Tell that the public toilet you are in is not a very nice one
Chronicargonaut Posted Nov 2, 2002
I must commend Wetherspoons pub in the town square in Nottingham, the Ladies loos there are amazing. As big as a bar, with a chaise longue in the middle. Classy. next time you're in Nottingham, pay the loos a visit. (By the way, I'm a bloke)
101 Ways to Tell that the public toilet you are in is not a very nice one
Researcher 188007 Posted Nov 2, 2002
On my third day here in Beijing, we went to a local dive restaurant. I needed to go during the evening, so I followed one of the cooks down this little alleyway (precarious enough considering I was half cut by this time) into the direst toilet I have ever seen in my life. The urinal was bad; the other part was 4 holes in the ground, with all its produce on show. Fortunately I can automatically cut off my sense of smell - the stench would have knocked a horse out.
The love affair with China is currently at its lowest ebb, as some complete c**t has just stolen my bike.
101 Ways to Tell that the public toilet you are in is not a very nice one
Captain Kebab Posted Nov 2, 2002
I can't work out what number you're all up to, but some music festival toilets are amongst the most constipation inducing I know. They're just a trailer containing a big tank of chemicals and poo in the bottom, covered by a long plank with holes in to sit on. No cubicles, no paper. I've seen 6-seaters up to 20-seaters. Emptied by tanker once a day, you can smell them from 100 yards away. I've never used one - if I really need to go I set out on an expedition to find a pub.
Mind you, the last festival I attended was Cambridge Folk Festival in the 1980s (it was the 25th according to the beerglass) - maybe things have improved.
101 Ways to Tell that the public toilet you are in is not a very nice one
Monsignore Pizzafunghi Bosselese Posted Nov 2, 2002
Do you know what a Siberian toilet looks like?
It consists of two sticks. One for giving support while you're doing the necessary, and the other helps you fend off the wolves
101 Ways to Tell that the public toilet you are in is not a very nice one
Dr E Vibenstein (You know it is, it really is.) Posted Nov 2, 2002
My toilet experience suddenly doesn't seem so bad, but I'll relate it anyway...
The toilets in my new office are quiet. Too quiet. Silent, in fact. Which means that if there's anyone else in there using the facilities, you can hear *absolutely everything*.
101 Ways to Tell that the public toilet you are in is not a very nice one
Monsignore Pizzafunghi Bosselese Posted Nov 2, 2002
101 Ways to Tell that the public toilet you are in is not a very nice one
Dolt Posted Nov 2, 2002
*jumping up and down in excitement at a reference to Nottingham*
Chronicargonaut, I know that pub! I've never had the pleasure of visiting the ladies loo though,
I always reckon curtains of dark green algae decorating the walls is a good sign of a bad loo
101 Ways to Tell that the public toilet you are in is not a very nice one
Captain_SpankMunki [Keeper & Former ACE] Thanking <Diety of choice> for the joy of Goo. Posted Nov 2, 2002
I was in a loo in Stansted Airport last week and as I sat there I noticed the big arrow on the back of the door that pointed to something written at the bottom (the door's - not mine) it said "BEWARE! Limbo Dancers."
No. (whatever): The ingenious 'towel with it's ends sewn together and a pole in the middle' arrangement has a big brown smear down it. Despite the bottom of the towel being 3 feet off the ground.
Liam.
101 Ways to Tell that the public toilet you are in is not a very nice one
Monsignore Pizzafunghi Bosselese Posted Nov 2, 2002
101 Ways to Tell that the public toilet you are in is not a very nice one
Dr E Vibenstein (You know it is, it really is.) Posted Nov 2, 2002
Bloody limbo dancers.
The other grafitti classic is Toilet Tennis: someone writes "Look right" on the left hand wall of the cublcle, and "Look left" on the right hand wall. Genius.
101 Ways to Tell that the public toilet you are in is not a very nice one
spook Posted Nov 2, 2002
(a number). None of the flushes on the toilettes work.
(a number + 1). The stalls don't have doors on them.
(a number + 2). There's crap on the floor.
spook
101 Ways to Tell that the public toilet you are in is not a very nice one
Monsignore Pizzafunghi Bosselese Posted Nov 2, 2002
And then there's the nastier variety of writing something from top to bottom on the stall's door:
Look here...
important...
warning!...
You're now ****ing into your trousers
101 Ways to Tell that the public toilet you are in is not a very nice one
Teasswill Posted Nov 2, 2002
What about the cubicles where the door opens against the pan so you have to squeeze against the walls (yuk) & pan (even yukkier) to get in & close the door. Then no hook to hang anything on so you're clutching coat, bag throughout.
And don't get me started onn paper strewn about the floor and sanitary disposal bins..........
101 Ways to Tell that the public toilet you are in is not a very nice one
Marjin, After a long time of procrastination back lurking Posted Nov 2, 2002
One not from me, but a 'saucy' tale from my son. To get some extra money he cleanes airplanes in the few minutes between the last passenger leaving and the next coming in. Their group always tried to 'miss' the pakistan planes by being busy somewhere else, as in the loo there the stuff could be found even on the ceiling.
101 Ways to Tell that the public toilet you are in is not a very nice one
Raindawn - Keeper of Bookshelves that Defy the Laws of Physics Posted Nov 2, 2002
(in reference to the limbo dancer thing...) Didn't Terry Pratchett make a reference in one of his earlier Discworld Novels to "The unexplained limbo dancer shimmying under the door of the bathroom stall of life"?
Also, the comment about the really beautiful bathrooms in the aforementioned pub reminds me of the bathrooms in a Chicago-Style pizza restaurant I've gone to in Barcelona, Spain. The loos there are labeled the Elton "John" and the Olivia Newton "John"
but those shouldn't count on this list; they were like what I'd imagine a moviestar's backstage dressing room to be like. Those were some classy bathrooms
Cheers!
Raindawn
101 Ways to Tell that the public toilet you are in is not a very nice one
Raindawn - Keeper of Bookshelves that Defy the Laws of Physics Posted Nov 2, 2002
101 Ways to Tell that the public toilet you are in is not a very nice one
egon Posted Nov 2, 2002
have a look at your entry list...
101 Ways to Tell that the public toilet you are in is not a very nice one
Marjin, After a long time of procrastination back lurking Posted Nov 2, 2002
You mean you want all 101 to post asking you to put the stuff on their personal space?
Ok, I did not contribute a lot, but bring it on please.
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101 Ways to Tell that the public toilet you are in is not a very nice one
- 41: Xanatic (Nov 2, 2002)
- 42: Chronicargonaut (Nov 2, 2002)
- 43: Researcher 188007 (Nov 2, 2002)
- 44: Captain Kebab (Nov 2, 2002)
- 45: Monsignore Pizzafunghi Bosselese (Nov 2, 2002)
- 46: Dr E Vibenstein (You know it is, it really is.) (Nov 2, 2002)
- 47: Monsignore Pizzafunghi Bosselese (Nov 2, 2002)
- 48: Dolt (Nov 2, 2002)
- 49: Captain_SpankMunki [Keeper & Former ACE] Thanking <Diety of choice> for the joy of Goo. (Nov 2, 2002)
- 50: Monsignore Pizzafunghi Bosselese (Nov 2, 2002)
- 51: Dr E Vibenstein (You know it is, it really is.) (Nov 2, 2002)
- 52: spook (Nov 2, 2002)
- 53: Monsignore Pizzafunghi Bosselese (Nov 2, 2002)
- 54: Teasswill (Nov 2, 2002)
- 55: Marjin, After a long time of procrastination back lurking (Nov 2, 2002)
- 56: egon (Nov 2, 2002)
- 57: Raindawn - Keeper of Bookshelves that Defy the Laws of Physics (Nov 2, 2002)
- 58: Raindawn - Keeper of Bookshelves that Defy the Laws of Physics (Nov 2, 2002)
- 59: egon (Nov 2, 2002)
- 60: Marjin, After a long time of procrastination back lurking (Nov 2, 2002)
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