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Your best of three inanimate objects in close proximity.
Researcher Eagle 1 Posted Oct 7, 2002
A "Darwin Awards" desk calendar
A bulletin board with a memo from early April
A picture of the wife from her senior year of college
Your best of three inanimate objects in close proximity.
Apparition™ (Mourning Empty the best uncle anyone could wish for) Posted Oct 7, 2002
Electric fan, Sunglasses and a purchase order for a toner cartri...
ah bye bye
Your best of three inanimate objects in close proximity.
Beatrice Posted Oct 8, 2002
a Latvian-English dictionary
an empty polystyrene cup with lipstick stains on it
a packet of herbal throat sweets
Your best of three inanimate objects in close proximity.
a girl called Ben Posted Oct 8, 2002
A local Swedish mobile phone
A bottle of water
Another bottle of water
Your best of three inanimate objects in close proximity.
fleali Posted Oct 9, 2002
a purple twenty-sided dice. ( or a purple twenty-sided die, for the pedants out there)
a plastic cow and chicken key ring.
a small unruly pile of two pences.
Your best of three inanimate objects in close proximity.
Researcher 177704 Posted Oct 9, 2002
A penknife
My mobile phone
The cover for a CRASS tape that I'm sending to my friend at uni so that she can impress a boy that she met with a CRASS t-shirt
Your best of three inanimate objects in close proximity.
Dr E Vibenstein (You know it is, it really is.) Posted Oct 9, 2002
One 60w 63mm screw cap light bulb...
One 80 minute recordable MiniDisc from the Sony Color Collection (Emerald Green)...
And a small baseball-style squidgy ball with a cartoon Loch Ness Monster on it.
Your best of three inanimate objects in close proximity.
Abi Posted Oct 9, 2002
A letter from the inland revenue, an Intel Inbusiness 4 Port Fast Hub (whatever that is) and Winnie the Pooh
Your best of three inanimate objects in close proximity.
a girl called Ben Posted Oct 9, 2002
Laptop bag
Book about Burma
Lighter
Your best of three inanimate objects in close proximity.
Ommigosh Posted Oct 9, 2002
a battered acoustic guitar
second hand 10x50 Binoculars
A library book on David Bowie (by Angela Bowie - a really good read too)
Your best of three inanimate objects in close proximity.
Apparition™ (Mourning Empty the best uncle anyone could wish for) Posted Oct 9, 2002
Keyboard
sunglasses
mousepad/pen/cardholder/wrist rest - thingy
Your best of three inanimate objects in close proximity.
Whisky Posted Oct 9, 2002
Sorry, but these three items do actually have a lot in common... or at least I would like them to right now...
1. The b*****d who wrote the virus that just wiped the server where I work
2. The member of staff who opened an email with an 'obviously' strange subject line
3. A shotgun
2am and I'm still at work
Your best of three inanimate objects in close proximity.
Ashley Posted Oct 10, 2002
Hindu prayer beads, Gray's Anatomy, silver ring... tragic really
Your best of three inanimate objects in close proximity.
zeppel Posted Oct 10, 2002
cesaria evora CD, post-it notes, ring
Your best of three inanimate objects in close proximity.
weegie Posted Oct 10, 2002
a blessed virgin mary snowglobe
a little miss naughtly coaster and
an eraser
Your best of three inanimate objects in close proximity.
a girl called Ben Posted Oct 10, 2002
Cigarettes, Lighter, Ashtray
Your best of three inanimate objects in close proximity.
Researcher 177704 Posted Oct 10, 2002
My hand, the mouse, the mousemat
Your best of three inanimate objects in close proximity.
Haylle (Nyssabird) ? mg to recovery Posted Oct 10, 2002
bottle of detangler, CD rewriter peripheral, orange stuffed fish
Your best of three inanimate objects in close proximity.
Apparition™ (Mourning Empty the best uncle anyone could wish for) Posted Oct 11, 2002
"My hand, the mouse, the mousemat"
your hand is inanimate?
Your best of three inanimate objects in close proximity.
Teasswill Posted Oct 11, 2002
Jiffy bag, screwdriver, bunch of keys.
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Your best of three inanimate objects in close proximity.
- 41: Researcher Eagle 1 (Oct 7, 2002)
- 42: Apparition™ (Mourning Empty the best uncle anyone could wish for) (Oct 7, 2002)
- 43: Beatrice (Oct 8, 2002)
- 44: a girl called Ben (Oct 8, 2002)
- 45: fleali (Oct 9, 2002)
- 46: Researcher 177704 (Oct 9, 2002)
- 47: Dr E Vibenstein (You know it is, it really is.) (Oct 9, 2002)
- 48: Abi (Oct 9, 2002)
- 49: a girl called Ben (Oct 9, 2002)
- 50: Ommigosh (Oct 9, 2002)
- 51: Apparition™ (Mourning Empty the best uncle anyone could wish for) (Oct 9, 2002)
- 52: Whisky (Oct 9, 2002)
- 53: Ashley (Oct 10, 2002)
- 54: zeppel (Oct 10, 2002)
- 55: weegie (Oct 10, 2002)
- 56: a girl called Ben (Oct 10, 2002)
- 57: Researcher 177704 (Oct 10, 2002)
- 58: Haylle (Nyssabird) ? mg to recovery (Oct 10, 2002)
- 59: Apparition™ (Mourning Empty the best uncle anyone could wish for) (Oct 11, 2002)
- 60: Teasswill (Oct 11, 2002)
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