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Why did the chicken cross the road?
a girl called Ben Posted Oct 6, 2002
ing at Accenture's answer in A686856
er - to get to the cornfield on the other side?
er - to run away from the cat?
er - because it's head had just been cut off and it had to go somewhere?
Hell, I don't know.
B
Why did the chicken cross the road?
Apparition™ (Mourning Empty the best uncle anyone could wish for) Posted Oct 7, 2002
Because the shop you want is always on the other side of a busy road.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
Peregrin Posted Oct 9, 2002
To get to the second hand shop.
I think I might be mixing up my jokes again.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
Snowman - For a story click my name you know you want to Posted Oct 9, 2002
To avoid the mechanical chicken seperator?
Snowman 
Why did the chicken cross the road?
Wayfarer-- I only wish I were crackly Posted Oct 9, 2002
heard this awhile ago...
'to see the man lay bricks.'
Why did the chicken cross the road?
Two Bit Trigger Pumping Moron Posted Oct 9, 2002
To show the possum that it was possible.
I forget where I heard that.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
2legs - Hey, babe, take a walk on the wild side... Posted Oct 9, 2002
to try and stop the aliens invading my head again and really messing up my mind and taking control of me and making me do things I don't what to do when I don't want to do them and for prevenitng the tesco shopping tolley from traveling over to somewhere other than where it was then when it could be and preventing division from occuring in this universe whilst whistling the theme turne from the "a" team 
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Why did the chicken cross the road?
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- 22: Apparition™ (Mourning Empty the best uncle anyone could wish for) (Oct 7, 2002)
- 23: Peregrin (Oct 9, 2002)
- 24: Snowman - For a story click my name you know you want to (Oct 9, 2002)
- 25: Wayfarer-- I only wish I were crackly (Oct 9, 2002)
- 26: Two Bit Trigger Pumping Moron (Oct 9, 2002)
- 27: 2legs - Hey, babe, take a walk on the wild side... (Oct 9, 2002)
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