h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

What a catchy title!

Ok, I'll go first.

S&G Mrs Robinson.

Where did you go Joe DeMaggio?

He does the voice for Bender in Futurama you idiots!

Liam.

As readers of Douglas Adams will remember, the answer to Bob Dylan's "How many roads must a man walk down?" in Blowing in the Wind is 42.

Will someone please tell us the answer to this one:

What's she gonna look like with a chimney on her?

???

???

Shouldn't that be...

>What's she gonna look like with a chimney on her?

Well that's easy - her ankle length skirt will ride up to reveal stripey tights and some ruby slippers.

Liam.

Who put the bomp in the bomp-a-bomp-a-bomp?

It wasn't me.

There's a pretty obvious answer to Boy George singing "Do you really want to hurt me?"

I do I do I do I do I do....

How soon is now?

It was 4 minutes ago.

What time is love?


(or was is What time is it love?)

"Show me the way to go home...."

Straight ahead, take the second road on your left, and your house is number 9 on the right hand side opposite the park.

TTFN

Otto

Two Minutes to Midnight

Where do you go to my lovely, when you're alone in your bed?

What difference does it make?

btw, (and this one for the laydeez out there )

How are you getting home?

(anybody who can name band responsible for that little gem wins nothing but my admiration. )

"Andy are you goofing on Elvis?" (REM)

Nope, Elvis works in a petrol station in Stranraer, so he can't be.

Sprout

Is this the Real Life? Is this just fantasy?

some answers first:

1. i go to the Land of Nod when I'm alone in my bed, thank you my luvverly
2. It doesn't make a happorth of difference cos I'm on my own
3.I'm getting a cab home, thanks, and no I dont know where from. (The quote OR the cab)
4. I THINK it's RL (therfore I am, apparently)



Right.

Whose gonna ride your white horses?

How can I get you alone? Aloooone...

Think big hair + Canadian (I think)

Sprout

Have you seen your mother, baby, standing in the shadows?

Mum! I'm 42 and old enough to go dating by myself....

Don't you want me, baby?

Why, why, why? Deeeliiila?

"It seemed like a good idea at the time".


Otto