h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Yep!!!

morons. Complete and utter morons. What is this thread coming to?!

Well it's gone *way* downhill since lil arrived

My toenail clippings are more attractive and intelligent than you lot.

*flounces out*

ohhh... those are your toenail clippings? I thought the dog made a mess on top the of the TV somehow. please dispose of them properly.

LeoAlpha, those weren't Fritos you were eating. Next time look before you stuff your mouth full of toenail clippings. You'd think the taste would have alerted you. Oh, I forget - toe cheese is like ambrosia to you, isn't it?

Be careful about threatening to unveil the face, Trin - I think it could be defined as a weapon of mass destruction.

Lentilla, you shouldn't talk. At all. Your voice would make a pack of frogs wish they were getting squashed by a steamroller instead of having to listen to it.

Anyway, how am I supposed to tell toenails from your ambrosia? quite frankly, the nails taste far far better.

You're a connoisseur of toe nails then?

No. But when the choice is Lentilla's ambrosia or toenails... well, have *you* ever tasted Lentilla's cooking?

no, but i came pretty close today!
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dead burnt to a crisp and damn proud! ford

LA its your birthday today?

What an unfortunate past event that was for us.

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How could he have the gall to advertise his parents mistake!

not in defence of LeoAlpha, just to be mean and insulting to shadow,
How cruel of you to humiliate and be so mean and horrible about LA's parent's obvious, and frankly quite tragic mistake! Shame on you!

You think LeoAlpha was born? I always thought that he arose from the slime under the fridge, like rats and mice from soiled linens.

Speaking of which, I've cooked things that smelled better than you, Ford. And they had cabbage in them too!

nah, i think i heard your deoderant wear out! *POP!* there goes you other arm!
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lover of stuff haterof other stuff ford

Ford; please wash

not talkin bout me mate! although, i probably smelll as bbad, you would too if you spent a day workingyour @$$ of marching in 100+ degree weather...ug
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dead, aboused to the limit, and PROUD ford

Hey ford, most people take showers after heavy exercise.
Yes.
See that thing in the bathroom, you know the one that water comes out the top when you turn the knob?
Yeah, that's it.
Turn on the water, and stand underneath.
Next week we'll work on using soap.

soap? wazzat?
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ford

next week ford. First you have to learn to stay under that shower head for more then a millisecond. The water wont hurt you. promise.