h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

I've said it before, I'll say it again. In fact I'll keep saying it until you *get* it. Which means I'll say it for eternity since you don't *get* anything.

You are all, without exception, complete, and utter Fartknockers.

More recently than you, Trin. Better leave that window shut so the flies don't come after you.

Repeat "fartknockers" for eternity? Well it would be the most intelligent conversation we've had from you. Plus it shows a depth of self knowledge I wouldn't have given you credit for.

What the hell is this, a giant pile of feces? Oh, I'm sorry. That's you trying to look more intelligent than your nature. I suggest you flush yourself so you might rejoin your kin in the sewer you slithered out of.

OH look, another researcher lifted it's ugly head from under that stone...here let me help you with that stone..

Oh I dropped it...well look on the bright side, you couldn't possibly get any uglier, shame it didn't put us outa our misery tho.

That can be arranged.

Your name will no longer adequately describe your apearance in water when that very same rock is tied to your feet. As a public service, of course.

And it burns burns burns.

You lot are all CHICKEN CORN DOGS. That's right... tasteless, bland, low-fat versions of a trite and overdone fried carnival treat.

So there.

Chicken corn dogs? I'll take that as a compliments since it is likely the most nutritious item you have ever eaten. It must be difficult to find food at the very bottom of the food chain, but even single celled amoeba find something to eat. That something is what you strive someday to be.


btw, nice try at an insult, lintzero.

Och, ya cluster of rectal polyps.

Hah... You lot of gormless, wretched, floundering excuses for walrus offal. Ringwraith obviously has spent a lot of time examining giant piles of feces and single-celled organisms; probably his only companions when he spent all that time in the lower intestine of an elephant. Zoomer, since when have you been a rectal polyp? I always thought of you more as a pile...

Gormless, that's one I ain't 'eard in a while.

Seem's quiet in here, I assume that because you are all useless flea carrying bags of human skin, well barely human skin I do say that loosly of course, you are all prolly homeless by now after been thrown out on account of unwashed offensive body odours and are not allowed in the library anymore to use the computers.

Good.

the most idiotic thhing i've ever heard of researchers ms my grandfathers lmmfbo

Try cleaning that plug of earwax from your ears, you will be able to hear better, MV

my my aren't we verbose lmmfbo

Not on your nelly, Helly, because then I might actually be able to hear you,as well as read what you type which is pathetic at best.

You should really offer your voice as a foghorn for coastal lighthouses, it would certainly keep the tankers away from the shore

what a bunch of barclay bankers

what a waste of valuable computer space utter drivel

Cyberspace, you piece of guano....its taking up your pc space cos you continue to plague us.