h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

but he will return

Will the nighthooverites join with me at the Monster raving badger part HQ and help me be elected?

who is your running m8?

some unknown person, unless we can find anyone else, it was nighthoover U183456 for a while, but some people seemed to consder that inappropiate

Please don't sully Nighthoover with politics. Nighthoover is beyond such triviality.

Oh, I think nighthoover would have approved of it

My ghast is flabbered. The glorious one would never dream of descending to our level. The great one observes with an intrigued dispassion. Really. Honest. He told me by means of a curiously shaped cucumber. Was a bit painful but worth it in the end.

that bought tears to my eyes n i g h t h o o v e r f o r p r e s s i d e n t

The minister of smut is on a roll...

Your doing a reite fine job

Ooh!! I am too young for this!!

oo o lil

It's OK Lil, it's nothing your aunt didn't tell you about.

my aunt never told me anything like that!

did aks him plolitelly if he wold be our peresidesnt
NIGHTHOOVER

Oi Badger (whoever you may be) I'm working on 2legs. Leave him alone. The Minister Of Smut & Debauchery can arrange a nice opening for Mr Legs & you can't possibly compete.

Sorry, Potential Minister of Smut & Debauchery, We haven't won the election. Yet.

'a nice opening for Mr Legs'

*blinks*

I'm a good girl I am.. ask 2legs!