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Hedgemonies are an endangered species don'tcha know..n if Reddyfreddy becomes hoootoo prez they'll be extinct! Stop his genocidal reign of terrot from happening ..vote for me! whats next on his hitlist?AArdvarks?the holy badger?

Save the hedgemonies

http://uk.pg.photos.yahoo.com/ph/gedg42/detail?.dir=6b66&.dnm=1fd2.jpg

Yay.
I would like to note that according to this, A5811310 the Ozark campaign gets a whopping 10.2 hegemony index rating. The highest of any of the candidates!

Save the hegemonies.

We have full suppport of the hedgemonies..and the yetis

We have the fuller support You received only a 9.79 hegemony index rating.
It's scientific. I think it has something to do with hegemony customer satisfaction cards, focus groups, the NASDAQ index, the types of clippers used to trim hegemonies and the New York Times bestseller lists

And where will I find this index to check the ratings myself then? Don't exect me to take your word for it do you?

As I said, A5811310

Ahh I see on re-reading you expect me to take 2legs' word for it...even less likely

It's science! 2legs is just reporting the facts.

I'd hardly call the ramblings of an insane alchy fact 'or' science

Isn't that the insane alchy you used to be the VP for?

Anyhoo, I'm for saving the hegemonies. Smash ReddyFreddy! Smash 2legs! Smash Serephina! (but for different reasons)

Why you think I left

And what different reasons would those be?

I assumed it was because you were power hungry

If you don't get smashed, then we'll have a hard time winning Nothing personal.

Save the hegemonies! Save Hitler! Save Stalin!

Morons.

Hegemonies must be smashed. Not saved.

Morons.

RF

Blimey, we're going to have a smashing time!

There's a fox in the hegemony-house.
C'mon, boys, it's a fox hunt! *chases after RF with a cartoon-sized mallot*

Jodan, as the chief hegemony, you're not really in a position to order a hegemony hunt. Hunt yourself.

RF

(Oooh. I've got it from two sources now that hegemonies prefer the Ozarks. Cute, furry little hegemonies endorse Ozarks, as do puppies, kittens and bunnies.)

It's a foxhunt!

Jodan is clearly a liar. Like Stalin and Hitler. Both hegemonisers. Look no further.

RF

'Ozark No.2 takes fresh look at Reddyfreddy: "He's a Bit of a Fox" says Jodan' Right, that's tomorrow's Sunday Hegsmasher headline sorted out

There seems to be a bit of confusion here:

Hegemonies: big, nasty political institutions that want to tax you into the ground and swan around being in power and lording it over everyone with lots of traffic wardens, needless red-tape and general obnoxiousness.

Hedgemonies: cuddly, furry (or prickly) things loved by people all over the world, especially Reddyfreddy, except for certain places in North America (definitely the Ozarks and possibly bits of Ohio) where they are the staple foodstuff and are boiled alive before being eaten.

Hope that sorts things out.