h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

*Marge picks up the cups*

"rocket man, baa ba-ba, ba-ba, down here alone...

< Oh dear.>

*runs in in full gear*

Kat i was wondering if you can please give my jaffa a really quick run through on the med examination, he should be following me.

I got it okayed by the Colonel and I need him 'cause it looks like we're going hot on this new planet, so just make sure there are no broken legs or that he hasn't got nine inch nail driven through his head and you can do the rest when we get back.

*Enters room*

*Kat turns flustered*

Right yes fine that's okay. Because he's Jaffa we actually have less to do anyway. If someone grabs me, we can whisk off to the scan room, I just need to scan him to make sure his symbiote is happy and then I can do anything else whenever he's free.

You grab my handles and we'll whisk off back to the med bay so I can scan and then you can go, I can see it's obviously important!

Ok *grabs on to kat, Leaves room*

*Leaves and heads for the Med Bay*

*Walks in, downs some food and quickly walks in the direction of the Brig*

*Dr. Felsner walks in, and nurses a cup of coffee.*

*Walks in grabs, a cup of tea and sits down looking thoughtful.*

*A guard comes running up to Lieutenant Peace*

Ma'am the Colonel needs you in the Brig, a Goa'uld prisoner has escaped and has a hostage the Colonel wants your help in negotiations

*puts down her tea.*

Oh, okay.Lead the way.

*Exits with guard.*

*wakes up from a many week nap in the corner and stumbles off to the medical bay*

*enters, takes a look around and grabs a plate before sitting down*

*The doctor looks up blearily at Shatterwolf, then sighs and goes back to his coffee.*

*Over the tanoy*

//Lieutenant Shatterwolf report to the gateroom//

*After cleaning up, Shatterwolf heads towards the Gate Room*

*Dr Felsner slams his empty coffee cup in the dirty dish tray, and storms off to the gate room, muttering something about getting to the bottom of this.*

*Dr. Felsner, Scandrea and the antelope walk in. Dr. Felsner sits Scandrea at a table, and goes to the mess line, filling up a plate for her so that food is spilling over the sides. He places it in front of her, and a small salad in front of the antelope.*

[S] Crissakes, John! I was kidnapped, not starved!

*The antelope stands with its front hooves on a chair and chomps into the salad. Upon hearing the major screech at the doctor, it looks up before taking a lick off Scandrea's plate, snorting a bit and returning to its salad, keeping a wary eye on the doctor...as if he warrents screeching there *must* be something strange about him*