h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

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Well, the antelope isn't the only important thing on the moon there- there's an ore deposit that said goa'uld would like to blow us up with.

Well if you emphasise more on that you've got a better chance I think *pushes his plate away and rubs his face*

They know, believe me, they know.

Thanks for the coffee and conversation, but I've got to catch the colonel before she goes offworld again.

*Smiles and walks out.*

*The antelope, having stood patiently next to the table throughout the conversation, now liberally SNEEZES on Jack and looks amused before bounding after the major*

Bye </>

*rests his head on the table*

Ohhh look I have spilt some soup on my brand new oak leaves...

*looks around to see if anyone noticed*

... oak leaves?

... means I'm a major now...

*gets up an leaves in search of bubba*

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*Miss Banding comes in*

Has anyone seen Major LeRue?

*looks up and vaguely gestures in the direction LeRue went* Thataway, looking for someone to congratulate him on becoming major

[Miss Banding] Thank you dear

*Leaves*

*rests his head on the table again and muttering something to himself*

*Wanders in.*

Lieutenant!

*looks up* Yah? you get permission?

Yeah, I hope you don't get airsick- we're going on Prometheus.

*sits up properly and rubs his face in an attempt to shift the worry and sleeplessness* Nope I'm fine with flying