h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

*Looks concerned*

You OK?

I'm fine *takes some things off the table and sticks them back in his pockets* so when do we go?

<< Look! Character development! >>

< well done Jack>

You're not going if you're not fine, and talking to yourself isn't fine.

I wasnt talking to myself I was muttering, muttering is different because it doesnt count as conversation

*gets up*

I'm a medic, and I diagnose myself as fine

*Looks at her watch.*

So help me, if you're 'fine' to the point where you put any of ours in danger...

*narrrows his eyes* I'm fine.

Fine.

Let's go.

*Leads the way to the colonel's office.*

*rubs his face in irritation and follows*

*Colonel Scott, new commander of SGC walks in, looking self-important*

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*The assembled ranks in the mess look expectantly at him*

*glares at assembled masses, before walking to the front of the queue and getting a coffee, then begins to stride around the room, seeking out the weedier members of the crowd*

*The assmbled personel start to mutter and whisper amoung themselves*

Stop whispering! No-one will whisper in my presence, or they will find themselves talking to Reefgirl... in her cell.

[Walter] Um Sir why is the Colonel in a cell?

And YOU are?

[Walter] Sergent Walter Harriman sir

Uh-huh. Colonel Reefgirl is currently being held in the brig as she is unfit for duty. She remains there pending a series of psychological tests to confirm she is a danger to this organisation.

[Walter] Yes sir, understood sir