h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

*shrugs*

Yeah well... it can't be easy, I guess.

*gets up to find some dessert. Returns a moment later with some fruit, and sits down to finish her meal.*

*finsihes her desert, and looks over at the Colonel.*

So, sir..do you think there'll be any new planets to explore any time soon? One way or another I'm itching to get offworld..

Good question. As of yet, there are no planned excursions. We're currently in the process of rounding up the current away missions.

Well that makes sense, I suppose.

Still it'll be fascinating to get out there...

*peeks round door to check ig the colonel is there.*

Right
*pulls out flash grenade and walks past open doorway*

Hi boss

*pulls out pin of grenade and tosses it into the mess room where it goes off with a loud bang and a lot of smoke
Then sprints off down coridor, slides onto floor kicking off a vet grill and crawls off down vent.*

Well, Looks like i have a new number one in my top ten stupid things i have done in the air force.

*having jumped out of her seat as the grenade went off, Peace watches in silence her eyebrows raised. The sprinkler system kicks in, creating a very wet very smokey mess.*

*To the guards* Have him shot. *strides from the room, a small gasmask over his mouth and nose, watching a group of soldiers thundering after Pete*

*Regards Colonel Scott and his gas mask with a shake of her head and turns around to take her plate to be washed-only to walk into an airman coming the other way. Slips on the wet floor, throws a hand out to break her fall... and finds her self lying on her back, in the middle of the mess, with pain shooting up her arm as shards of the glass she was carrying pierce her hand.*


Ah-
*looks sheepishly up at the supprised airman standing over her.*
..yeah,sorry..didn't see you...

*gets up, very aware of the amount of people now looking at her. Carefully checks her hand and removes some of the smaller shards of glass. *
I... should really get this.. looked at.

*sidles out of the mess, clutching a cloth to her bleeding hand.*

*Wanders past the mess hall, but looks in and sees the mess being cleaned up.*

What happened here?

*LeRue strolls in, glances at the mess. Shouts at some people and then goes for a lie down*

So much for "stay calm..."

*Tries to find people.*

<>

*Wakes up bleary eyed and trundles away*

*walks in, and grabs breakfast from the canteen. Sits down and starts eating his Froot Loops*

*Sits down in the opposite end of the canteen and eyes the bowel of froot loops wearily*

*Does anyone know what we're doing or should we start again from scratch*